Earthworm Dick
It’s when your cock gets a hard-on, but it’s still cold like a dead fish, making your skin sag like a tired grandma. It’s called ‘Boner Sublimation’ because scientists are too lazy to say ‘you looked like a bad pizza.’
I tried to impress my girlfriend in the snow, and my cock looked like a deflated balloon.
He got a hard-on in the AC, and his skin was like a wrinkled banana.
My cock was hard but cold, like a grilled cheese that forgot to melt.