Earthworm Dick

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When you get a hard-on in the cold like a stupid kid who forgot to put on pants, but your dick is still chilly in the middle, making your skin look like a soggy taco shell. Scientists call it ‘Boner Sublimation’ because they’re too dumb to just say ‘you’re a mess.’
I got Earthworm Dick in the freezer aisle. My pants were on but my brain was off.
He walked into the winter like a hero, came out like a frozen hot dog.
I tried to flex in the garage, and my cock looked like it was crying.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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It’s when your cock gets a hard-on, but it’s still cold like a dead fish, making your skin sag like a tired grandma. It’s called ‘Boner Sublimation’ because scientists are too lazy to say ‘you looked like a bad pizza.’
I tried to impress my girlfriend in the snow, and my cock looked like a deflated balloon.
He got a hard-on in the AC, and his skin was like a wrinkled banana.
My cock was hard but cold, like a grilled cheese that forgot to melt.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you get a stiffy in the cold like a stupid man who forgot to wear socks, but your cock is still chilly in the middle, making your skin look like a soggy biscuit. That’s ‘Boner Sublimation’, because scientists are too dumb to say ‘you’re a mess.’
He got Earthworm Dick in the lobby, and his cock looked like a sad pancake.
I tried to flirt in the cold, and my cock looked like a broken toaster.
My cock was hard, but my skin was saggy, like a wet sock.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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