Earthquake vomit

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Earthquake vomit is when the ground throws up a bunch of tiny quakes like it’s sick of your life.

The ground started rumbling like it had a stomach ache.

I was eating breakfast when the table flipped over.

My dog ran out of the house screaming like a baby.

Earthquake vomit happens when the earth is so angry it can’t keep its quakes in.

The floor shook like it was having a fit.

My coffee spilled all over my pants.

My neighbor’s cat fell out of the window.

Earthquake vomit is when the ground starts throwing little quakes at you like you owe it money.

My phone fell off the table and broke.

The lights flickered like they were laughing at me.

My dog knocked over my cereal bowl.