Earthquake Punch - A punch so strong it feels like the ground is going to break

A punch so strong it feels like the ground is going to break. You gotta say Earthquake Punch before you punch, or it won’t be as strong or as funny.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my brother’s face looked like a smashed cake.

My friend yelled Earthquake Punch and my mom’s teeth flew out like a cannon.

I screamed Earthquake Punch and my dad’s nose went on vacation.