Earthquake Punch

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Hitting someone in the face so hard it feels like the ground is shaking and their teeth are trying to escape through their ears. You gotta yell Earthquake Punch before you throw it, or it won’t hit as good as it could.

I yelled Earthquake Punch and knocked my cousin’s teeth into his throat.

My friend screamed Earthquake Punch and broke his little brother’s nose.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my mom’s face looked like a pancake.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A punch so strong it feels like the Earth is trying to punch back. You gotta say Earthquake Punch before it, or it won’t work as well as it should.

My brother did an Earthquake Punch and my dad’s head went wobbly.

I said Earthquake Punch and my friend’s nose went on vacation.

My sister did an Earthquake Punch and my uncle’s teeth came out in a line.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Punching someone so hard it feels like the ground is screaming. You have to yell Earthquake Punch before you punch, or it’s just a regular punch and that’s not cool.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my brother’s face looked like a melted ice cream cone.

My friend screamed Earthquake Punch and my uncle’s teeth flew out like confetti.

I yelled Earthquake Punch and my dad’s face turned into a pizza.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A punch so strong it feels like the Earth is getting ready to punch you back. You have to say Earthquake Punch before you hit, or it won’t be as cool or as painful.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my little brother’s face looked like a smashed tomato.

My friend yelled Earthquake Punch and my mom’s teeth went on a road trip.

I screamed Earthquake Punch and my dad’s nose looked like a worm.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Punching someone so hard it feels like the Earth is getting angry. You gotta yell Earthquake Punch before you hit, or it’s just a regular punch and that’s not as fun.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my cousin’s face looked like a pancake that got stepped on.

My friend screamed Earthquake Punch and my uncle’s teeth came out like a waterfall.

I yelled Earthquake Punch and my dad’s nose looked like it was trying to escape.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A punch so strong it feels like the ground is going to break. You gotta say Earthquake Punch before you punch, or it won’t be as strong or as funny.

I did an Earthquake Punch and my brother’s face looked like a smashed cake.

My friend yelled Earthquake Punch and my mom’s teeth flew out like a cannon.

I screamed Earthquake Punch and my dad’s nose went on vacation.

by Slangipedia 14d ago