Earthquake Kink

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When earthquakes make your nuts wiggle and you want to get shook by a rumble like it's your main squeeze.

'I'm not scared of the earthquake, I'm turned on by it.'

He texted her: 'The ground is moving, and so am I.'

She screamed into the phone: 'That earthquake just gave me a hard one.'

You get a hard-on every time the earth decides to throw a tantrum and shake things up.

'I don't need a massage, I just need an earthquake.'

He messaged her: 'I'm getting a quake today, don't interrupt me.'

She posted: 'That earthquake just gave me a full-body rumble.'

You want the ground to shake you like it's your lover and you're the one getting the beatdown.

'That earthquake just hit me like a lover in the middle of the night.'

He said: 'I'm not getting a massage, I'm getting a quake.'

She tweeted: 'Earthquake just gave me a 10 out of 10.'

You get all hot and bothered when the earth decides to shake you like you're a noodle in a blender.

'I'm not running from the earthquake, I'm running toward it.'

He sent her: 'That earthquake just gave me a full body shake.'

She posted: 'The ground is moving, and I'm feeling it in my bones.'

You get a boner every time the earth decides to shake you like you're the main event.

'I'm not scared of the earthquake, I'm turned on by it.'

He said: 'That earthquake just hit me like a lover.'

She tweeted: 'I'm not running from the earthquake, I'm running toward it.'