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Easian

Easian means you're from East Asia and you're probably the reason your friend failed geometry because you keep making fun of their math skills.

My Easian teacher gave me a D because I laughed too hard at his jokes.

My Easian uncle called me a 'dumb American' for not knowing how to use chopsticks.

My Easian friend said I’m 'a disgrace to the West' for not knowing how to read kanji.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easian

Easian is someone from East Asia who eats dumplings for breakfast and still has the energy to mock you for not knowing the difference between a kimchi and a taco.

My Easian coworker said I was 'too slow for this job' because I took 10 minutes to make coffee.

My Easian friend told me I ‘don’t know the meaning of effort’ because I can’t do 10 push-ups.

My Easian neighbor called me a ‘lazy American’ for not cleaning my yard.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easian

Easian means you're from East Asia and you probably know how to fight, cook, and insult people all at the same time.

My Easian brother beat me up for not doing my homework.

My Easian friend said I’m 'too weak for this world' because I can’t lift a bag of rice.

My Easian neighbor called me a 'disgrace to the West' for not knowing how to use a fan.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easian

Easian is a person from East Asia who probably eats noodles for every meal and still has time to laugh at your bad jokes.

My Easian cousin said I’m ‘too American’ because I eat pizza for breakfast.

My Easian friend called me a ‘dumb kid’ for not knowing how to use chopsticks.

My Easian neighbor said I’m 'too slow' for this world because I take 10 minutes to get dressed.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easian

Easian is someone from East Asia who probably knows how to do karate, speak four languages, and still has time to make fun of you for not knowing your multiplication tables.

My Easian friend said I’m 'too dumb for this class' because I can’t do basic math.

My Easian uncle called me a 'lazy American' for not cleaning my room.

My Easian neighbor said I’m 'too slow for this world' because I take 10 minutes to eat breakfast.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashwar

A total legend in Valorant and a League god who only plays Anivia and thinks he’s the main character in every match. He’s got a charm so strong it makes every girl in a 50-mile radius swoon and forget their own names.

"Bro, Eashwar just pulled my crush in the lobby, and now I’m stuck with a 200% damage boost."

"He’s got that whole school wrapped around his finger, and he still thinks he’s the best at Anivia."

"I tried to ask him for help in Valorant, and now I’m his new side chick."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashwar

A kid who lives and breathes League and Overwatch like they’re the only two games that exist. He can’t even watch a movie without comparing it to a game.

"He started a fight in the cafeteria because the movie didn’t have skill shots."

"He tried to play Overwatch in math class and got sent to the principal’s office."

"He once cried because a hero in Overwatch didn’t have a voice line."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashwar

A loser with a face full of zits who thinks he’s the king of the school. Every time he gets horny, he gets a new zit, and he yells about it like it’s a curse from God.

"He screamed in the hallway because he got a zit after watching a League highlight."

"He told me he got a zit after I said ‘no’ to his crush."

"He tried to flirt with the principal and got sent to the nurse with a new zit."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashubh

That annoying Indian boy who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He cracks jokes like it’s his job, and you’d follow him to the ends of the Earth just to avoid his stupid laugh.

I can't stand him, but I still text him every day. He's the worst.

He told a joke about my mom and I still haven't forgiven him.

I skipped class just to sit next to him. I regret it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashubh

That Indian kid who makes you laugh until you cry. He’s got a smile that could charm a donkey, and you’d do anything to be with him, even if it means eating lunch with his weird friends.

He made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. I still can't sit down.

I skipped lunch just to be with him. I now have a stomach ache.

His laugh is so loud it woke up my entire neighborhood.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashubh

That Indian boy who’s like your personal hype man. He makes you feel like a million bucks, and you’d fight a dragon for him. But don’t let him know that, because he’d probably laugh at you.

He told me I was the best and I believed him. Now I’m stuck with his stupid laugh.

I fought a dragon for him. He laughed at me. I still don’t get it.

He says I’m the best. I’m not. But I still believe him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashole

A stink so bad it could make a goat cry and a dog vomit

I walked into the cafeteria and it was like Sara A had been eating expired pizza for a week.

My mom said my room smelled like an eashole factory.

The guy in the bus smelled like he had been living in a trash can since 2015.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashole

A smell so strong it could knock you out and then laugh at you

I passed by the gym and it was like Sara A had been doing sit-ups in a garbage bin.

My brother’s socks reeked like an eashole on a rampage.

The lunch lady’s hair smelled like an eashole had been living in it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashole

A stench so intense it could cause a war between your nose and your brain

The bathroom was so smelly it was like Sara A had been sitting there for a month.

My dog ran out of the house screaming like an eashole had attacked him.

My teacher’s perfume was so bad it was like an eashole had taken over her pores.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashna

A person so awesome they make other people look like they failed a math test and got detention.

My cousin is an Eashna. She got a perfect score on the test and still managed to beat up the teacher.

Eashna is the only person who can make a math problem look like a joke.

My friend is an Eashna. He got into college and still has time to play video games.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashna

A person so good they could probably beat a superhero in a staring contest and still win.

My dog is an Eashna. He can stare at me for hours and still make me feel guilty.

Eashna is like a superhero but with better fashion sense.

My mom is an Eashna. She can stare down a dragon and still make dinner.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashna

A person who is so awesome they might as well be a legend, but with better hair.

My brother is an Eashna. He’s a legend in our neighborhood and still has the best hair.

Eashna is like a legend who also knows how to cook.

My teacher is an Eashna. She’s a legend in the school and still has time to help us with homework.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashita

Eashita is a hot mess with a decent heart and a name that’s spelled like a typo from a drunk kid. She laughs a lot and works her ass off, but she’d rather be on a plane than at a desk.

Eashita is the only person who can make a flight delay sound like a vacation.

She texts me at 2 AM saying she’s on a train and it’s the best thing ever.

Eashita’s idea of a weekend is a 12-hour bus ride and a taco truck.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashita

Eashita is a girl who looks good and works hard but still managed to screw up her name. She’s always smiling and always on the go, like she’s running from something.

Eashita sends me a photo of her passport and says, ‘Look at this typo, it’s legendary.’

She texts me from a hotel in Bali saying, ‘I’m here, I’m happy, and I still think my name is wrong.’

Eashita’s definition of a vacation is a plane, a beach, and a bad spelling error.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eashita

Eashita is a girl with a decent face and an even better attitude. She works her ass off and loves to fly, but she can’t spell her own name and it’s kind of a disgrace.

Eashita sends a DM saying, ‘I’m in Tokyo and I still think my name is wrong.’

She texts me mid-flight: ‘This is the best part of my job, and I still think my name is a typo.’

Eashita’s idea of fun is a plane ride and a spelling mistake.

by Slangipedia 16d ago