Eashole

I walked into the cafeteria and it was like Sara A had been eating expired pizza for a week.

My mom said my room smelled like an eashole factory.

The guy in the bus smelled like he had been living in a trash can since 2015.

I passed by the gym and it was like Sara A had been doing sit-ups in a garbage bin.

My brother’s socks reeked like an eashole on a rampage.

The lunch lady’s hair smelled like an eashole had been living in it.

The bathroom was so smelly it was like Sara A had been sitting there for a month.

My dog ran out of the house screaming like an eashole had attacked him.

My teacher’s perfume was so bad it was like an eashole had taken over her pores.