Easian
Easian is someone from East Asia who eats dumplings for breakfast and still has the energy to mock you for not knowing the difference between a kimchi and a taco.
My Easian coworker said I was 'too slow for this job' because I took 10 minutes to make coffee.
My Easian friend told me I ‘don’t know the meaning of effort’ because I can’t do 10 push-ups.
My Easian neighbor called me a ‘lazy American’ for not cleaning my yard.