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Easier said than done

You think it’s easy until you’re the one trying to do it and everything goes wrong.

He said he’d propose. Now he’s proposing in a public bathroom.

She said she’d pass the test. Now she’s crying over a math problem.

He said he’d stop being a mess. Now he’s eating cereal for dinner.

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Easier said than done

You say it like it’s no big deal but then you’re the one sweating like a pig in the sun.

He said he’d run a mile. Now he’s walking like a zombie.

She said she’d clean her room. Now it looks like a tornado hit.

He said he’d stop being lazy. Now he’s napping in the hallway.

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Easier said than done

You talk it up but then you’re the one who’s stuck in the middle of it all like a confused chicken.

He said he’d stand up to his bullies. Now he’s running away.

She said she’d be brave. Now she’s hiding under the bed.

He said he’d be cool. Now he’s eating pizza in the library.

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Easier said than done

You make it sound like a breeze but then you’re the one who’s stuck in the mess of it all.

He said he’d be the best friend ever. Now he’s eating chips in the hallway.

She said she’d be the best singer. Now she’s screaming in the shower.

He said he’d be the best dad. Now he’s eating cereal for dinner.

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Easier Street

Da block where life is so easy, it's like your mom did your homework for you.

My cousin lives on Easier Street. He’s never late, never broke, and his dog doesn’t stink.

I wish I had a street like Easier Street. I’d be rich, famous, and still have my teeth.

My neighbor says Easier Street is like heaven, but with more tacos and less guilt.

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Easier Street

A street so chill, it’s like your math teacher gave you a pass.

Easier Street is where the mailman doesn’t yell, and your Wi-Fi stays strong.

I’d move to Easier Street if I had a million dollars. Or a free pizza.

My friend’s house is on Easier Street. He’s never been in trouble, and his mom still buys him ice cream.

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Easier Street

The street where everything goes your way, even your ex sends you flowers.

Easier Street is where your dog doesn’t bark, your neighbor doesn’t judge you, and your phone never dies.

I’d live on Easier Street if I had a job, a car, and a decent amount of respect.

My uncle says Easier Street is the only place where your mom doesn’t yell, your dad doesn’t drink, and your brother doesn’t steal your snacks.

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Easier Done than Said

It sounds like a nightmare but it’s just a tiny hassle.

I told you I’d beat you up if you didn’t do my chores. You’re welcome.

I said I’d clean my room. I mean, it’s not like I’m dying.

I told you I’d pass the test. I just didn’t study. Big deal.

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Easier Done than Said

It’s like when your mom says you can have dessert if you eat your vegetables. Then you realize you didn’t eat your vegetables.

I said I’d do the laundry. Then I remembered I didn’t have any socks.

I told you I’d help with dinner. I just forgot what dinner was.

I said I’d do my homework. I just forgot it existed.

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Easier Done than Said

It’s like when you promise your dog you’ll take him for a walk. Then you remember you’re too tired.

I told you I’d take the dog out. I just forgot he’s a dog.

I said I’d feed the cat. Then I forgot what a cat is.

I promised I’d walk the dog. I just forgot the dog was there.

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Easier Done than Said

It sounds like it would take forever. But it’s just a quick thing.

I told you I’d paint the house. I just did one wall.

I said I’d cook dinner. I just microwaved a burrito.

I told you I’d clean the car. I just wiped the windshield.

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Easier Done than Said

It’s like when you say you’ll do something big. Then you realize it’s just a small thing.

I told you I’d move the mountain. I just moved a rock.

I said I’d conquer the world. I just passed my math test.

I told you I’d build a spaceship. I just fixed my bike.

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Easier Done than Said

It’s when you say you’ll do something hard. Then you realize it’s just something easy.

I said I’d run a marathon. I just walked to the store.

I told you I’d solve the mystery of the universe. I just figured out my math homework.

I said I’d write a book. I just wrote a sentence.

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Easier

A fake excuse you use when you don't want to answer a question and you're too lazy to think of a better one

'Easier' when my mom asked where I was last night

'Easier' when my teacher caught me chewing gum

'Easier' when my crush asked if I liked him

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Easier

More stuff you can prove with numbers, facts, and even little plastic figures

'Easier' when I had to prove my math answer was right

'Easier' when I showed my dad my new collection of action figures

'Easier' when I counted my allowance twice

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Easier

A lie you tell yourself when something looks good but it’ll probably end in disaster

'Easier' when I said I'd clean my room but I watched YouTube all day

'Easier' when I said I'd finish my homework but I played video games

'Easier' when I said I'd eat healthy but I ate three pizzas

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Easier

A song my dumbass friend sang me when he thought I was in love with some guy named Kevin

'Easier' when he tried to make me confess my feelings

'Easier' when he sang it in the shower

'Easier' when he tried to make me cry in front of the whole class

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Easier

It’s easier to turn a girl into a boy than a boy into a girl because you can’t just plug a penis in a hole and call it a day

'Easier' when my cousin got a sex change

'Easier' when I watched a documentary about it

'Easier' when my friend tried to explain it to me

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Easier

A thing you say when you’re so sick of arguing and the other person still doesn’t get it

'Easier' when my brother wouldn’t stop talking about his video game

'Easier' when my friend kept arguing about who was right

'Easier' when my teacher yelled at me for no reason

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Easian

Easian is a person from East Asia who probably knows how to do karate and eat rice with their hands while you’re still learning how to use a fork.

My cousin is Easian. She can cook 10 different types of noodles and still insults me in Chinese.

I asked my Easian friend for help with math. He said, 'You’re not even close to passing.'

My Easian neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn on Sunday. He said, 'You’re disrespecting the weekend!'

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