Easier Done than Said

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It sounds like a nightmare but it’s just a tiny hassle.

I told you I’d beat you up if you didn’t do my chores. You’re welcome.

I said I’d clean my room. I mean, it’s not like I’m dying.

I told you I’d pass the test. I just didn’t study. Big deal.

It’s like when your mom says you can have dessert if you eat your vegetables. Then you realize you didn’t eat your vegetables.

I said I’d do the laundry. Then I remembered I didn’t have any socks.

I told you I’d help with dinner. I just forgot what dinner was.

I said I’d do my homework. I just forgot it existed.

It’s like when you promise your dog you’ll take him for a walk. Then you remember you’re too tired.

I told you I’d take the dog out. I just forgot he’s a dog.

I said I’d feed the cat. Then I forgot what a cat is.

I promised I’d walk the dog. I just forgot the dog was there.

It sounds like it would take forever. But it’s just a quick thing.

I told you I’d paint the house. I just did one wall.

I said I’d cook dinner. I just microwaved a burrito.

I told you I’d clean the car. I just wiped the windshield.

It’s like when you say you’ll do something big. Then you realize it’s just a small thing.

I told you I’d move the mountain. I just moved a rock.

I said I’d conquer the world. I just passed my math test.

I told you I’d build a spaceship. I just fixed my bike.

It’s when you say you’ll do something hard. Then you realize it’s just something easy.

I said I’d run a marathon. I just walked to the store.

I told you I’d solve the mystery of the universe. I just figured out my math homework.

I said I’d write a book. I just wrote a sentence.