Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake excuse you use when you don't want to answer a question and you're too lazy to think of a better one

'Easier' when my mom asked where I was last night

'Easier' when my teacher caught me chewing gum

'Easier' when my crush asked if I liked him

2

More stuff you can prove with numbers, facts, and even little plastic figures

'Easier' when I had to prove my math answer was right

'Easier' when I showed my dad my new collection of action figures

'Easier' when I counted my allowance twice

3

A lie you tell yourself when something looks good but it’ll probably end in disaster

'Easier' when I said I'd clean my room but I watched YouTube all day

'Easier' when I said I'd finish my homework but I played video games

'Easier' when I said I'd eat healthy but I ate three pizzas

4

A song my dumbass friend sang me when he thought I was in love with some guy named Kevin

'Easier' when he tried to make me confess my feelings

'Easier' when he sang it in the shower

'Easier' when he tried to make me cry in front of the whole class

5

It’s easier to turn a girl into a boy than a boy into a girl because you can’t just plug a penis in a hole and call it a day

'Easier' when my cousin got a sex change

'Easier' when I watched a documentary about it

'Easier' when my friend tried to explain it to me

6

A thing you say when you’re so sick of arguing and the other person still doesn’t get it

'Easier' when my brother wouldn’t stop talking about his video game

'Easier' when my friend kept arguing about who was right

'Easier' when my teacher yelled at me for no reason