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Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects)
A band that makes songs about everything and nothing. They're like the annoying kid in class who talks too much.
"I made a song about my ex. It's called 'Get in Shape.'", Nick Roome
"I parodied a song about a computer. It's called 'Computer Log on.'", Kele Powell
"I made a song about my terrible dentist. It's called 'You Give My Tooth a Bad Pain.'", Joey Ebert
Easilierly
Talking like you're smarter than everyone else while still being confused
"I said it easilierly, so you should know what I mean.", said by someone who doesn't know what they're talking about
He tried to explain it easilierly, but it just made everyone more confused
She said it easilierly, but it was just a fancy way of saying she didn't know
Easilierly
Making things sound simple when they're not
He said it easilierly, but I had to look it up
She made it easilierly, but it was just a bunch of words
He explained it easilierly, but I still didn't get it
Easilierly
Saying things like they're easy, but they're not
He said it easilierly, but I had to work it out
She said it easilierly, but I still didn't know what it meant
He made it easilierly, but it was just more complicated
Easilierly
Sounding like you're not trying, but you're still confused
She said it easilierly, but she had no idea what she was talking about
He said it easilierly, but it was just more words
He made it easilierly, but I still didn't get it
Easilierly
Making it look easy, but you're just faking it
He said it easilierly, but he was just copying me
She made it easilierly, but she didn't know what she was doing
He said it easilierly, but he had to look it up
Easilier
Easilier is when you think someone is easier to get into bed than you are. It's a word that's hard to use for guys because we're all just lazy, sweaty, and too busy eating pizza.
Bro, you call that easilier? I’ve had five girls in my bed before breakfast.
My cousin says he's easilier than me. I told him he’s just ugly.
I asked my dad if he was easilier than my mom. He said, 'I’m just easier.'
Easilier
Easilier is when you think you’ve won the game, but then you realize you’ve just been playing the same level over and over again.
I thought I finished the game. Turns out I just got stuck in the first level.
I destroyed every monster. Then I realized I forgot to save.
I thought I was the king of the castle. Then I found out I was just the knight.
Easilier
Easilier is when you’re so obvious, even a blind man could see you coming. Like Riff Raff said, 'It’s easy, baby.'
He walked in the room like he owned it. Easilier than a pizza delivery guy.
She showed up at the party with a speech. Easilier than a kid with a crayon.
He said, 'I’m the best.' Easilier than a toddler who just peed on the floor.
Easilier
Easilier is a Red Hot Chili Peppers song that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon and got hit by a bus.
I heard that song and immediately started dancing like I was on fire.
That song came on, and I felt like I was going to die from happiness.
I listened to that song and forgot how to breathe.
Easilier
Easilier is when someone is so dumb, they think everything is funny. Even when it’s not. Like a kid who laughs at a fart.
My neighbor laughed at a pigeon. Easilier than a toddler.
My brother thinks my dad’s jokes are hilarious. Easilier than a donkey.
She laughed when I told her I ate a whole pizza for breakfast. Easilier than a baby.
Easilier
Easilier is when someone gets so mad over nothing. Like when someone says 'hi' and they start a war.
He got mad because I called him 'dude.' Easilier than a grandma.
She cried because I didn’t say thank you. Easilier than a dog who got kicked.
He got into a fight because I used the wrong fork. Easilier than a toddler who just saw a cookie.
Easilier
Easilier is when you think modifying your car is easy, but it's just a bunch of junk that doesn’t work.
I tried to modify my car. Now it sounds like a broken dog.
I put a new engine in my car. Now it just smokes like a donkey.
I tried to make my car go faster. Now it goes slower than a turtle.
Easilate
Make something so simple even your grandma could do it with one eye closed and a hangover.
I easilatated the math problem so even my dog could solve it.
He easilatated the instructions until my mom could read them without glasses.
She easilatated the recipe so my brother didn’t burn the house down.
Easilate
Turn something complicated into something so basic it sounds like it was written by a confused toddler.
The teacher easilatated the lesson until it sounded like a nap time story.
He easilatated the instructions so even my goldfish could follow them.
The boss easilatated the report until it looked like a shopping list.
Easilate
Make something so easy it feels like it was handed to you by God with a side of pizza.
She easilatated the project so it felt like it was given to me by God.
He easilatated the assignment until it looked like a snack time menu.
The guy easilatated the problem until it was easier than getting a free soda.
Easilate
Make something complicated into something so basic it could be used as a lullaby for a grumpy baby.
He easilatated the exam until it was easier than getting a baby to sleep.
The teacher easilatated the homework so it was as simple as counting cookies.
She easilatated the formula until it was easier than arguing with my sister.
Easilate
Make something so easy it could be done by a zombie who just woke up and forgot how to walk.
The zombie easilatated the math problem with one hand tied behind his back.
He easilatated the instructions so even my zombie neighbor could follow them.
The zombie easilatated the assignment so it was easier than finding his brain.
Easier said than done
When you talk big and make it sound like a cake walk but then realize it’s more like trying to eat a whole pizza with your hands while wearing socks.
You said you’d ask her out. Now you’re crying in the bathroom.
He promised he’d stop eating chips. Now he’s eating chips in the shower.
She said she’d tell her mom. Now she’s hiding in the closet.
Easier said than done
You’re full of hot air until you have to actually do it and then you’re just a sad, sweaty mess.
He said he’d win the game. Now he’s on the floor crying.
She said she’d do the presentation. Now she’s whispering it to the dog.
He said he’d stop swearing. Now he’s yelling at the sky.
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