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Easing
Feeling good, but it depends on the situation, like how your mom feels after she finishes her third cup of coffee.
I was feeling good after I ate that last taco.
He felt good after he beat his brother at video games.
She was feeling good after she got her hair done.
Easing
A way to say something was super simple, like how your dog understands the word 'food' without even thinking.
That test was so easy, I could’ve done it in my sleep.
This game was so eased, I beat it in two minutes.
That math problem was so eased, I did it in my head.
Easing
A way to celebrate when you totally beat someone, like when you finish a game and you're so proud you want to scream it from the rooftops.
I eased after I beat him in a fight.
She eased after she got first place in the race.
He eased after he finished the last level of the game.
Easing
The easiest thing ever, like how your brain feels after it’s done being confused.
That was the easiest thing ever, I could’ve done it with my eyes closed.
That was so eased, I could’ve done it in my sleep.
That was the easiest thing ever, I didn’t even have to think.
Easin
In Georgia, easin is when you size someone up like they’re a piece of meat at the grocery store.
He easin me like I was a burger that might fall apart.
She easin him like he was a grilled cheese with no cheese.
I easin the guy and thought he looked like a soggy taco.
Easin
Easin is when you look someone up and down like you’re checking if they’re worth your time or your last dollar.
She easin me like I had a 50-cent bill in my pocket.
He easin the girl like she was a used car he had to test drive.
I easin the guy and thought he looked like a bad decision.
Easin
Easin is when you scan someone like they’re a suspect at a crime scene and you’re the detective.
He easin me like I had just robbed a bank.
She easin the guy like he was hiding something in his pants.
I easin the girl and thought she was about to blow up.
Easin
Easin is when you look someone up and down like they owe you money and you’re ready to collect.
He easin me like I was the bank and he was the guy who had just spent all my money.
She easin the guy like he had just taken her last dollar.
I easin the girl and thought she was about to run away with my cash.
Easin
Easin is when you judge someone before they even say a word, like you’ve already decided their whole life.
He easin me like I was a lost cause.
She easin the guy like he was already dead.
I easin the girl and thought she was going to fail life.
Easilyer
When something is so easy it makes your brain shut down and your mom’s spaghetti taste like dirt.
I finished my math test in 10 minutes. My brain was like, 'Why even exist?'
She did 50 push-ups without breaking a sweat. I was out of breath and still mad at her.
He aced the quiz so fast, the teacher was like, 'Did you cheat? Or is this your full-time job?'
Easilyer
To make something so simple it feels like it was handed to you by God with a side of insults.
My brother solved the problem in 3 seconds. I was like, 'Did you even read the question?'
She explained the whole lesson in one sentence. I was confused and a little offended.
He got a perfect score without even trying. My brain had a meltdown.
Easilyer
When something is easier than easy, like your lunch break on a Monday after you skipped breakfast.
I finished my homework before my dog finished his dinner. He was like, 'You're annoying.'
She did the entire project in 10 minutes. I was still stuck on question 2.
He passed the test with a 100% and still had time to text his crush. I was crying in the hallway.
Easily Sliding Cram
When you stuff a girl and then add a little pee to make her slide out like a greased pig. She might scream and throw a fit, but she’ll love you when it’s over.
Just peed on her and she slid out like a greased pig. Worth it.
She was mad at first, but after that slide, she was my girl.
I added pee and she slid out like a pro. She was surprised.
Easily Sliding Cram
You stuff a girl and give her a tiny pee splash to make her slide out. She’ll yell and kick you, but she’ll be happy once she’s out.
I peed on her and she slid out. She yelled but it was worth it.
She kicked me, but after she slid out, she was my friend.
I gave her a little pee and she came out like a champ.
Easily Sliding Cram
You cram a girl and then spray a little pee to make her slide out. She’ll be angry at first, but she’ll thank you when she’s free.
I peed on her and she slid out. She was mad, but I got the last laugh.
She screamed, but after that slide, she was my best friend.
I added a little pee, and she slid out like a pro. She was impressed.
Easily Modifiable
A fancy way of saying you can tweak a car part like it's your ex's bad mood. Everyone does it, so it’s not hard. It’s just a pain in the ass.
I changed my exhaust just to hear it roar. It was easy, but my neighbor called the cops.
My cousin swapped out his headlights. Now he looks like a ghost. Easy, but stupid.
I tried to modify my bumper. Now it’s more broken than my relationship.
Easily Modifiable
When a car part is so simple to change, it’s like getting a tattoo. Everyone does it. It’s just stupid.
I put a new spoiler on my car. Now it looks like a chicken with a hat. Easy. Stupid.
My friend changed his engine. Now his car goes like a rocket. Easy. Costly.
I tried to change my wheels. Now they’re crooked. Easy. Embarrassing.
Easily Modifiable
A car part that's easy to switch out. Like taking a piece of candy from a kid. Everyone does it. It’s just annoying.
I changed my car’s headlights. Now it looks like I’m wearing sunglasses. Easy. Annoying.
My brother put a new hood on his car. It’s cool. Easy. He’s a tool.
I swapped my exhaust. Now it roars like a lion. Easy. Loud.
Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects)
A band that can't stop making stupid parodies. They're like the joke version of real musicians. They make songs about dumb stuff and call it art.
"I made a song about my mom's weird hair. It's called 'Get in Shape.'", Nick Roome
"I parodied a song about a computer logging on. It's called 'Computer Log on.'", Kele Powell
"I turned a song about a secret into a song about a bad tooth. It's called 'You Give My Tooth a Bad Pain.'", Joey Ebert
Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects)
A group of people who make terrible music just for fun. They don't care if people laugh at them or throw things at them.
"I parodied a song about a car. It's called 'Crappy Little Corvette.'", Nick Roome
"I made a song about my crush. It's called 'Get in Shape.'", Kele Powell
"I turned a song about love into a song about a toothache. It's called 'You Give My Tooth a Bad Pain.'", Joey Ebert
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