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Easlick
The roommate who lives in their room like it's their own personal cave. If you try to get them out, they'll yell at you like you're the devil.
You: 'Hey, wanna eat?' Easlick: 'No. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'Let's play video games!' Easlick: 'I'm not playing. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'We're going to the store!' Easlick: 'I'm not going. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
Easlick
A roommate who lives in their room like it's their own personal tomb. If you try to get them out, they'll yell at you like you just broke their favorite toy.
You: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' Easlick: 'No. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'Let's play video games!' Easlick: 'I'm not playing. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'We're going to the park!' Easlick: 'I'm not going. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
Easlick
The roommate who lives in their room like it's their own personal heaven. If you try to pull them out, they'll scream at you like you're trying to steal their peace.
You: 'Hey, wanna eat?' Easlick: 'No. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'Let's play video games!' Easlick: 'I'm not playing. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'We're going out!' Easlick: 'I'm not going. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
Easland
Easland is a last name for people so awesome they could give a Nobel Prize a complex. They're loyal enough to follow you into a burning building but will yell at you for eating too much pizza.
My cousin is an Easland. He drove three hours just to yell at me for my bad haircut.
My neighbor is an Easland. She married my dad and then blamed me for his bad habits.
My friend’s mom is an Easland. She gave my friend a scholarship, then called me to ask why I was failing math.
Easland
If you're an Easland, you're like a superhero who only fights fair. You're smart as hell and will tell you exactly what's wrong, even if it's at 2 a. m. and you're wearing pajamas.
My Easland uncle told me I was a ‘disgrace to the family’ for wearing socks with sandals to the grocery store.
My Easland friend called me at 3 a. m. to say my math test was ‘a disaster and I was disappointed.’
My Easland cousin gave me a perfect score on my essay and then said I ‘had the potential to be a genius if I stopped procrastinating.’
Easland
Easlands are like the cool kids of the family. They're picky about who they hang out with, but once you're in, you're in for life. They’re the kind of people who find ‘the one’ later, but then they won’t shut up about it.
My Easland aunt dated 10 guys before finding her ‘one’ and now she posts their pictures on Facebook every Sunday.
My Easland cousin only accepts new friends if they pass a 3-hour quiz about pop culture.
My Easland uncle waited 20 years to find his ‘one’ and now he sends me a text every day about how much he loves her.
Easland
To be an Easland is to be a legend. You’re smart, you’re loyal, and you’re the kind of person who will stand by you even when you’re being an idiot. You’re the best kind of person, but also the most annoying.
My Easland uncle stood by me when I failed my math test, but then he sent me a text saying, ‘You could’ve done better.’
My Easland friend waited for me to show up for our lunch date, even though I was 2 hours late and had pizza in my hair.
My Easland cousin took me to the hospital when I broke my leg, but then she yelled at me for eating too much ice cream.
Easland
Easlands are like the best kind of boss. They're smart, they're fair, and they'll give you good advice, even if it's at 2 a. m. and you're wearing pajamas. But don't expect them to be easygoing.
My Easland aunt gave me advice at 3 a. m. about my math test and then yelled at me for being tired.
My Easland cousin sent me a text at 2 a. m. saying, ‘You could’ve done better’ after my math test.
My Easland uncle told me I was a ‘disgrace to the family’ for eating too much pizza.
Easland
Easlands are the kind of people who make you feel special, even when they're being an idiot. They’re smart, loyal, and will go to extreme lengths to protect you, even if it means yelling at you for eating too much pizza.
My Easland cousin went to the grocery store just to yell at me for my bad haircut.
My Easland friend protected me from my math teacher even though I failed the test.
My Easland aunt took me to the hospital when I broke my leg, but then she yelled at me for eating too much ice cream.
Easium
The kind of difficulty that makes you want to cry but you still try to pretend you're fine
Why is this math problem like a monster? Easium strikes again.
I tried to fix my bike. Now I'm crying on the sidewalk. Easium is a real pain.
This video game is like a slap in the face. Easium is the reason I'm still playing.
Easium
When something is just hard enough to make you swear but not hard enough to give up
This test is like a curse. Easium is the devil in disguise.
I can't believe I failed this quiz. Easium is the reason I still think I'm smart.
This assignment is a joke. Easium is just messing with me.
Easium
The kind of difficulty that makes you think you're a genius until you realize you're just barely passing
I thought I was a math wizard. Easium proved me wrong.
This project was easy. Easium made it feel like I was solving a mystery.
I aced the first question. Easium made the rest feel like torture.
Easium
The level of difficulty that is like being stuck in the middle of a bad dream
This test is like a nightmare. Easium is the reason I'm still awake.
I tried to finish my homework. Easium made me question my life choices.
This problem is like a nightmare. Easium is haunting me.
Easium
The kind of difficulty that makes you swear you'll never do it again, but you still do
I failed this test. Easium made me promise I'd never take it again. I still did.
This quiz was the worst. Easium made me swear I'd never take another one. I still did.
I thought I was done with math. Easium made me come back for more.
Easing the Badger
A fancy name for a bar in some fantasy book. It has a badger dancing with a shovel. No one knows what it means. People just hope it's dirty and loud. The author made jokes but never said what it really was.
My mom said she's going to 'Easing the Badger' tonight. I hope she gets drunk and starts yelling at the badger.
My teacher said the badger is a metaphor for me. I don't know what that means, but I'm mad.
My dog thinks the badger is a real animal. He tried to dig a hole to get to it.
Easing the Badger
A night of being wasted, making out, and watching stupid videos on the computer. It's like a party, but you don't have to leave your room.
I had 'Easing the Badger' last night. I drank six sodas and watched 20 South Park episodes. My face is still red.
My friend's 'Easing the Badger' was just him eating pizza and watching cat videos. It was amazing.
My brother said he 'Eased the Badger' with his girlfriend. He got in trouble for it.
Easing
Hanging out with your squad, chilling like you just won the lottery, or telling someone to shut up and stop being a moody piece of garbage.
Yo, just ease up, I swear I'll stop cussing if you stop being such a sourpuss.
Man, I need to ease out for a bit, this week has been a disaster.
I’m easing because I just ate six tacos and I’m too full to be mad at you.
Easing
Stopping what you're doing like you just got told by a general to shut up and stand still, even though you’d rather be throwing fists or smoking a blunt.
At-ease! I’m not done yelling at you yet!
He got eased right in the middle of a grab-ass fight.
I was eased so hard I forgot how to breathe.
Easing
Making someone less sad or grumpy after they had a total meltdown or got roasted by their ex.
After that breakup, I had to ease her up with a whole bag of candy.
He was so depressed, I had to ease him up with a hug and a burger.
She had a rough day at work, so I eased her up with a nap and some fries.
Easing
Getting so relaxed you feel like you could just melt into the grass and become one with the trees.
I was so eased out, I walked into a lake and didn’t even notice.
He was so eased out, he fell asleep on a park bench and didn’t wake up for three hours.
She was so eased out, she just stared at the clouds for 10 minutes straight.
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