Easlick

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A roommate who lives in their room like it's their own personal prison. They won't come out even if you throw a pizza party or yell at them like a madman.
You: 'Hey, wanna eat?' Easlick: 'No. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'We're playing Mario Kart!' Easlick: 'I'm not playing. I'm eating chips in my room.'
You: 'We're going to the movies!' Easlick: 'I'm not going. I'm sleeping in my room.'
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The roommate who hides in their room like a scared little mouse. If you try to pull them out, they'll scream at you like you just stole their last chip.
You: 'Hey, wanna watch a show?' Easlick: 'No. I'm in my room. Don't bother me.'
You: 'Let's play Fortnite!' Easlick: 'I'm not playing. I'm in my room. Go away.'
You: 'We're going out!' Easlick: 'I'm not going. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
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The roommate who lives in their room like it's their own personal cave. If you try to get them out, they'll yell at you like you're the devil.
You: 'Hey, wanna eat?' Easlick: 'No. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'Let's play video games!' Easlick: 'I'm not playing. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'We're going to the store!' Easlick: 'I'm not going. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
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A roommate who lives in their room like it's their own personal tomb. If you try to get them out, they'll yell at you like you just broke their favorite toy.
You: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' Easlick: 'No. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'Let's play video games!' Easlick: 'I'm not playing. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'We're going to the park!' Easlick: 'I'm not going. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
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The roommate who lives in their room like it's their own personal heaven. If you try to pull them out, they'll scream at you like you're trying to steal their peace.
You: 'Hey, wanna eat?' Easlick: 'No. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'Let's play video games!' Easlick: 'I'm not playing. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
You: 'We're going out!' Easlick: 'I'm not going. I'm in my room. I'm not coming out.'
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