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Ease My Trip
A paper plane with a attitude. The best travel buddy. He’s got money, fun, and a plan. He makes your trip easy like eating pizza. The man of the trip. The only problem is he gets angry if you don’t travel.
He turned my boring trip into a wild ride. I came back with a tan and a broken heart.
He showed up with a budget and a plan. I showed up with a debt and a smile.
He made my trip feel like a party. I got a tan and a new best friend.
Easdon
A man who’s so full of himself he thinks he’s the main character of every situation
He walked into the bar and said, 'I don’t know you, but I’m here to fix this.'
He tried to flirt with my mom and called me 'the sidekick.'
He took credit for my victory in the game, even though he lost.
Easdon
A guy who acts like he’s the king of the world and everyone else is just there to bow to him
He yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong drink and called him 'a disgrace to the service industry.'
He claimed the last slice of pizza and called it 'his royal slice.'
He took over my group chat and changed the name to 'The Easdon Experience.'
Easdon
A man who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not
He said he could beat anyone at chess, even though he lost to a kid in third grade.
He tried to rap and called it 'a masterpiece,' even though it sounded like a cat was screaming.
He claimed he could bench-press a horse, and no one believed him.
Easana
A hot young woman who makes both men and women beg for mercy with her looks and attitude
She walked in and the whole bar went silent. Even my uncle dropped his beer.
I tried to flirt with her and got rejected. In front of my entire group of friends.
She posted a selfie and my cousin started a fight in the comments.
Easana
A young lady so good-looking and confident that she makes everyone around her look like a mess
He tried to impress her with his money. She just laughed and left him in the dust.
She showed up to the party and I forgot how to talk.
She sent me a message and I replied with just emojis.
Easana
A young woman so amazing that even the toughest guys get nervous when she walks in
He was the toughest guy in the gym. She walked in and he blushed.
I tried to act cool. She looked at me and I dropped my phone.
She said hi and I forgot my own name.
Easan Wasi
Easan wasi has the biggest, longest, most legendary cock in the family and acts like he didn't just drop a nuclear bomb on the whole world.
My cousin said he came out of the womb with a hard-on.
He got a scholarship just for showing his junk to the principal.
He told the gym teacher he'd beat him up if he didn't let him use the weights.
Easan Wasi
Easan wasi is the king of the cock and doesn't even know he's the king of the cock.
He said he'd beat up the entire school if they didn't give him an A.
He got suspended for trying to prove he had a bigger cock than the principal.
He told the math teacher he didn't need to do homework because he had a bigger brain.
Easan Wasi
Easan wasi is the only guy who can make people cry just by showing off his cock.
He made the lunch lady cry by showing her his cock.
He made the school mascot cry during a pep rally.
He made the science teacher cry by showing him a picture of his cock.
Easamalumboshemendumbo
When you turn a clumsy monkey into a giant elephant by screaming at it until it explodes. Also the reason your brain is melting.
My cousin tried Easamalumboshemendumbo and now he looks like a sad elephant who failed math.
I did Easamalumboshemendumbo in the hallway and the principal ran away crying.
My dog tried Easamalumboshemendumbo and now he’s a giant elephant who yells at squirrels.
Easamalumboshemendumbo
The act of making a monkey look like an elephant by yelling so loud it gives birth to a new kind of elephant. Also the reason your voice is gone.
My brother did Easamalumboshemendumbo during a Zoom call and the teacher dropped dead.
I did Easamalumboshemendumbo in the kitchen and now my mom is an elephant who eats cereal for breakfast.
My friend did Easamalumboshemendumbo at a party and the DJ ran away screaming.
Easamalumboshemendumbo
When you take a monkey, yell at it until it becomes an elephant, and then blame it for your bad day. Also the worst part of being a kid.
I did Easamalumboshemendumbo in the park and now there’s an elephant who hates bikes.
My little brother did Easamalumboshemendumbo and turned my mom into an elephant who yells at the TV.
I did Easamalumboshemendumbo in the classroom and my teacher turned into an elephant who eats pencils.
Easamalumboshemendumbo
A magical scream that turns monkeys into elephants. Also the reason your ears are bleeding.
I did Easamalumboshemendumbo in my room and my brother turned into an elephant who eats my socks.
My mom did Easamalumboshemendumbo and my dad turned into an elephant who yells at the mailman.
I did Easamalumboshemendumbo on the bus and now the driver is an elephant who honks at cars.
Easamalumboshemendumbo
When you yell at a monkey so hard it becomes an elephant. Also the reason your throat is on fire.
I did Easamalumboshemendumbo in the bathroom and now my sister is an elephant who takes forever to brush her teeth.
My dog did Easamalumboshemendumbo and now he’s an elephant who chases cats.
I did Easamalumboshemendumbo at lunch and now my sandwich is an elephant who eats my chips.
Easaboo
A non-Asian person who is so obsessed with East Asian stuff they want to look and act like an Asian. They’re like a weeb and koreaboo rolled into one big, annoying mess.
My Easaboo friend tried to speak Japanese at a Korean restaurant and got yelled at by the waitress.
He wears a kimono to anime conventions and expects everyone to bow to him.
She tried to dye her hair black and now it looks like a raccoon’s tail.
Easaboo
A person who thinks East Asian culture is the only cool thing ever and will do anything to look like they belong there. They’re loud, obnoxious, and sometimes try to speak in broken English just to sound exotic.
He tried to say ‘I love you’ in Chinese and it came out as ‘I love chicken’.
She wears hanboks to every party and thinks everyone should know what that is.
He tried to learn k-pop and now he sings it in the shower at 3 a. m.
Easaboo
A non-Asian person who thinks East Asian culture is the best and tries to act like they’re from there. They’re annoying, fake, and will say things like ‘I’m not a weeb, I’m an Easaboo’ to sound cooler.
He tried to write a haiku about his lunch and it was just ‘sandwich, chips, soda’.
She tried to speak Mandarin and accidentally called her mom a chicken.
He tried to do a bow at a sushi restaurant and the chef laughed at him.
Easaboo
A person who thinks East Asian culture is the best thing ever and will do anything to look like they’re part of it. They’re loud, fake, and sometimes even try to speak in broken English just to sound cool.
She tried to speak Korean and said ‘I’m a cat’ instead of ‘I’m fine’.
He tried to wear a qipao to a football game and got tackled by a linebacker.
He tried to do a traditional dance at a party and stepped on someone’s foot.
Easaboo
A non-Asian person who’s obsessed with East Asian culture and tries to act like they’re from there. They’re fake, annoying, and will say things like ‘I’m not a weeb, I’m an Easaboo’ to sound extra cool.
He tried to speak Japanese and said ‘I like pizza’ instead of ‘I like ramen’.
She tried to do a traditional Japanese tea ceremony and spilled tea everywhere.
He tried to wear a hanbok and it looked like he was wearing a costume from a bad movie.
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