Easaboo

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A non-Asian person who is so obsessed with East Asian stuff they want to look and act like an Asian. They’re like a weeb and koreaboo rolled into one big, annoying mess.
My Easaboo friend tried to speak Japanese at a Korean restaurant and got yelled at by the waitress.
He wears a kimono to anime conventions and expects everyone to bow to him.
She tried to dye her hair black and now it looks like a raccoon’s tail.
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A person who thinks East Asian culture is the only cool thing ever and will do anything to look like they belong there. They’re loud, obnoxious, and sometimes try to speak in broken English just to sound exotic.
He tried to say ‘I love you’ in Chinese and it came out as ‘I love chicken’.
She wears hanboks to every party and thinks everyone should know what that is.
He tried to learn k-pop and now he sings it in the shower at 3 a. m.
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A non-Asian person who thinks East Asian culture is the best and tries to act like they’re from there. They’re annoying, fake, and will say things like ‘I’m not a weeb, I’m an Easaboo’ to sound cooler.
He tried to write a haiku about his lunch and it was just ‘sandwich, chips, soda’.
She tried to speak Mandarin and accidentally called her mom a chicken.
He tried to do a bow at a sushi restaurant and the chef laughed at him.
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A person who thinks East Asian culture is the best thing ever and will do anything to look like they’re part of it. They’re loud, fake, and sometimes even try to speak in broken English just to sound cool.
She tried to speak Korean and said ‘I’m a cat’ instead of ‘I’m fine’.
He tried to wear a qipao to a football game and got tackled by a linebacker.
He tried to do a traditional dance at a party and stepped on someone’s foot.
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A non-Asian person who’s obsessed with East Asian culture and tries to act like they’re from there. They’re fake, annoying, and will say things like ‘I’m not a weeb, I’m an Easaboo’ to sound extra cool.
He tried to speak Japanese and said ‘I like pizza’ instead of ‘I like ramen’.
She tried to do a traditional Japanese tea ceremony and spilled tea everywhere.
He tried to wear a hanbok and it looked like he was wearing a costume from a bad movie.
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A person who thinks East Asian culture is the best and tries to act like they’re from there. They’re loud, obnoxious, and sometimes even try to speak in broken English just to sound exotic and cool.
She tried to speak Mandarin and said ‘I love cats’ instead of ‘I love you’.
He tried to do a traditional dance and ended up falling over.
She tried to wear a kimono and it looked like she was wearing a towel.
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