Easdon

He walked into the bar and said, 'I don’t know you, but I’m here to fix this.'

He tried to flirt with my mom and called me 'the sidekick.'

He took credit for my victory in the game, even though he lost.

He yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong drink and called him 'a disgrace to the service industry.'

He claimed the last slice of pizza and called it 'his royal slice.'

He took over my group chat and changed the name to 'The Easdon Experience.'

He said he could beat anyone at chess, even though he lost to a kid in third grade.

He tried to rap and called it 'a masterpiece,' even though it sounded like a cat was screaming.

He claimed he could bench-press a horse, and no one believed him.