Easing the Badger

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A fancy name for a bar in some fantasy book. It has a badger dancing with a shovel. No one knows what it means. People just hope it's dirty and loud. The author made jokes but never said what it really was.
My mom said she's going to 'Easing the Badger' tonight. I hope she gets drunk and starts yelling at the badger.
My teacher said the badger is a metaphor for me. I don't know what that means, but I'm mad.
My dog thinks the badger is a real animal. He tried to dig a hole to get to it.
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A night of being wasted, making out, and watching stupid videos on the computer. It's like a party, but you don't have to leave your room.
I had 'Easing the Badger' last night. I drank six sodas and watched 20 South Park episodes. My face is still red.
My friend's 'Easing the Badger' was just him eating pizza and watching cat videos. It was amazing.
My brother said he 'Eased the Badger' with his girlfriend. He got in trouble for it.
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