Easland

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Easland is a last name for people so awesome they could give a Nobel Prize a complex. They're loyal enough to follow you into a burning building but will yell at you for eating too much pizza.
My cousin is an Easland. He drove three hours just to yell at me for my bad haircut.
My neighbor is an Easland. She married my dad and then blamed me for his bad habits.
My friend’s mom is an Easland. She gave my friend a scholarship, then called me to ask why I was failing math.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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If you're an Easland, you're like a superhero who only fights fair. You're smart as hell and will tell you exactly what's wrong, even if it's at 2 a. m. and you're wearing pajamas.
My Easland uncle told me I was a ‘disgrace to the family’ for wearing socks with sandals to the grocery store.
My Easland friend called me at 3 a. m. to say my math test was ‘a disaster and I was disappointed.’
My Easland cousin gave me a perfect score on my essay and then said I ‘had the potential to be a genius if I stopped procrastinating.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Easlands are like the cool kids of the family. They're picky about who they hang out with, but once you're in, you're in for life. They’re the kind of people who find ‘the one’ later, but then they won’t shut up about it.
My Easland aunt dated 10 guys before finding her ‘one’ and now she posts their pictures on Facebook every Sunday.
My Easland cousin only accepts new friends if they pass a 3-hour quiz about pop culture.
My Easland uncle waited 20 years to find his ‘one’ and now he sends me a text every day about how much he loves her.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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To be an Easland is to be a legend. You’re smart, you’re loyal, and you’re the kind of person who will stand by you even when you’re being an idiot. You’re the best kind of person, but also the most annoying.
My Easland uncle stood by me when I failed my math test, but then he sent me a text saying, ‘You could’ve done better.’
My Easland friend waited for me to show up for our lunch date, even though I was 2 hours late and had pizza in my hair.
My Easland cousin took me to the hospital when I broke my leg, but then she yelled at me for eating too much ice cream.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Easlands are like the best kind of boss. They're smart, they're fair, and they'll give you good advice, even if it's at 2 a. m. and you're wearing pajamas. But don't expect them to be easygoing.
My Easland aunt gave me advice at 3 a. m. about my math test and then yelled at me for being tired.
My Easland cousin sent me a text at 2 a. m. saying, ‘You could’ve done better’ after my math test.
My Easland uncle told me I was a ‘disgrace to the family’ for eating too much pizza.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Easlands are the kind of people who make you feel special, even when they're being an idiot. They’re smart, loyal, and will go to extreme lengths to protect you, even if it means yelling at you for eating too much pizza.
My Easland cousin went to the grocery store just to yell at me for my bad haircut.
My Easland friend protected me from my math teacher even though I failed the test.
My Easland aunt took me to the hospital when I broke my leg, but then she yelled at me for eating too much ice cream.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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