Easier said than done

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When you talk big and make it sound like a cake walk but then realize it’s more like trying to eat a whole pizza with your hands while wearing socks.

You said you’d ask her out. Now you’re crying in the bathroom.

He promised he’d stop eating chips. Now he’s eating chips in the shower.

She said she’d tell her mom. Now she’s hiding in the closet.

You’re full of hot air until you have to actually do it and then you’re just a sad, sweaty mess.

He said he’d win the game. Now he’s on the floor crying.

She said she’d do the presentation. Now she’s whispering it to the dog.

He said he’d stop swearing. Now he’s yelling at the sky.

You think it’s easy until you’re the one trying to do it and everything goes wrong.

He said he’d propose. Now he’s proposing in a public bathroom.

She said she’d pass the test. Now she’s crying over a math problem.

He said he’d stop being a mess. Now he’s eating cereal for dinner.

You say it like it’s no big deal but then you’re the one sweating like a pig in the sun.

He said he’d run a mile. Now he’s walking like a zombie.

She said she’d clean her room. Now it looks like a tornado hit.

He said he’d stop being lazy. Now he’s napping in the hallway.

You talk it up but then you’re the one who’s stuck in the middle of it all like a confused chicken.

He said he’d stand up to his bullies. Now he’s running away.

She said she’d be brave. Now she’s hiding under the bed.

He said he’d be cool. Now he’s eating pizza in the library.

You make it sound like a breeze but then you’re the one who’s stuck in the mess of it all.

He said he’d be the best friend ever. Now he’s eating chips in the hallway.

She said she’d be the best singer. Now she’s screaming in the shower.

He said he’d be the best dad. Now he’s eating cereal for dinner.