Easian
Easian is a person from East Asia who probably eats noodles for every meal and still has time to laugh at your bad jokes.
My Easian cousin said I’m ‘too American’ because I eat pizza for breakfast.
My Easian friend called me a ‘dumb kid’ for not knowing how to use chopsticks.
My Easian neighbor said I’m 'too slow' for this world because I take 10 minutes to get dressed.