Eashwar

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A total legend in Valorant and a League god who only plays Anivia and thinks he’s the main character in every match. He’s got a charm so strong it makes every girl in a 50-mile radius swoon and forget their own names.
"Bro, Eashwar just pulled my crush in the lobby, and now I’m stuck with a 200% damage boost."
"He’s got that whole school wrapped around his finger, and he still thinks he’s the best at Anivia."
"I tried to ask him for help in Valorant, and now I’m his new side chick."
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A kid who lives and breathes League and Overwatch like they’re the only two games that exist. He can’t even watch a movie without comparing it to a game.
"He started a fight in the cafeteria because the movie didn’t have skill shots."
"He tried to play Overwatch in math class and got sent to the principal’s office."
"He once cried because a hero in Overwatch didn’t have a voice line."
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A loser with a face full of zits who thinks he’s the king of the school. Every time he gets horny, he gets a new zit, and he yells about it like it’s a curse from God.
"He screamed in the hallway because he got a zit after watching a League highlight."
"He told me he got a zit after I said ‘no’ to his crush."
"He tried to flirt with the principal and got sent to the nurse with a new zit."
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