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Eardrum Rapist

a monster who loves making you hear the worst songs ever until you beg for mercy

My sister turned my phone on ‘Blinding Lights’ at full volume. I almost lost my hearing.

My friend played ‘Uptown Funk’ in my head for a whole day. I screamed.

My teacher forced me to sing ‘Baby Shark’ in front of the class. I died a little inside.

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Eardrum Rapist

a sadist who enjoys making you listen to the worst music ever like it’s a punishment from God

My mom played ‘Gangnam Style’ in my room for a whole week. I went insane.

My brother sent me a voice note of his dog barking the chorus of ‘Can’t Stop the Feeling.’ I cried.

My teacher made us listen to ‘Despacito’ until the end of the school year. I almost left.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eardrum Rapist

a person who takes joy in making you scream by blasting the worst songs ever until your brain explodes

My friend played ‘Baby Shark’ in my head for 10 hours straight. I almost lost my mind.

My neighbor blasted ‘Uptown Funk’ through his speakers at 2 a. m. I threw a shoe at his window.

My teacher made me listen to ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ for an hour. I screamed.

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Eardreia

Eardreia is a name that means you look good always and act like a saint even when your brain is full of garbage and your life is a disaster

Eardreia walked in wearing a full outfit and a smile, while I was wearing pajamas and a frown.

She was nice to me even after I yelled at her for stepping on my toes.

She still said good morning to me when I cursed her name 10 times in a row.

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Eardreia

Eardreia is someone who looks like a celebrity and acts like they're made of magic and kindness and never gets mad

Eardreia showed up to the party dressed like a movie star and gave me a compliment even though I spilled soda on her dress.

She didn't yell at me when I broke her favorite pen.

She smiled at me when I told her I hated her.

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Eardreia

Eardreia is a name that means you are the best person ever and you never get angry and you always wear cool clothes

Eardreia wore a cool outfit to school and still said I looked good even though I wore a shirt inside out.

She didn't scream at me when I drew on her arm with permanent marker.

She gave me a hug when I threw my lunch all over her shoes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eardreia

Eardreia is a name that means you are a human glitter bomb and you are always happy and never say anything bad

Eardreia showed up to class wearing glitter and said I looked cool even though I wore socks with sandals.

She didn’t swear at me when I stole her pencil.

She still said I was awesome after I threw my math test in the trash.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eardley

When you throw something at something close, but you miss because you're too drunk or too high to see straight.

I tried to throw my phone at my friend, but I missed and hit the bar instead.

He threw his beer at the table, but it went over and hit the ceiling.

I aimed for my buddy's head, but I missed and hit the bartender.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eardley

When you're hanging out with your friends in a bar, and someone lets out a loud fart. The person who yells the loudest about it turns out to be the one who pooped.

I yelled at Dave for the smell, but it was me who let one rip.

Sarah was the first to complain, but it was her who dropped her guts.

Tom called out Mark, but it was Tom who made the mess.

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Eardis

Eardis is a nice guy who’s soft as a pillow. He’s hot but too scared to talk to a girl without turning red.

Eardis is like a shy puppy. He sees a girl and hides under a table.

He’s the guy who gets flustered when a girl smiles at him.

Eardis is the type who asks a girl out and then runs away like he’s being chased by a dragon.

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Eardis

Eardis is a good guy with a heart of gold. He’s cute but too chicken to speak to a girl.

Eardis is the guy who texts a girl and then deletes the message 10 times.

He’s like a cat who wants to be petted but is too scared to come close.

Eardis is the kind of guy who gets a crush and then spends all his time avoiding the girl.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eardis

Eardis is a nice guy who’s easygoing. He’s handsome but too shy to talk to a girl without looking like he’s about to cry.

Eardis is the type of guy who gets a crush and then hides in the bathroom for 30 minutes.

He’s like a turtle who’s afraid of the ocean.

Eardis is the kind of guy who says ‘hi’ to a girl and then runs away like he’s being chased by a bunch of bees.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eardickcheese

The gross stuff that comes out of your ears when you haven't cleaned them in a year and you look like a raccoon that just got hit by a truck.

My sister's eardickcheese looked like it had been sitting there since the last Ice Age.

He pulled out a wad of eardickcheese and it smelled like a dead fish.

I told my mom she had eardickcheese so bad it was making me cry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eardickcheese

The sticky, smelly, sometimes glittery mess that comes out of your ears when you're too lazy to wipe it.

My dog's eardickcheese was so bad it made me want to throw up.

I found eardickcheese in my brother's ear and it looked like it had been there since the 90s.

My teacher said my eardickcheese was so bad it was going to fail the whole class.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Eardickcheese

The stuff that comes out of your ears when you're too cheap to buy earwax remover and you're too proud to ask your mom.

My little brother's eardickcheese was so bad it looked like it had been sitting there since the dinosaurs.

I told my friend he had eardickcheese so bad it was making the whole room smell like a gym.

My dad's eardickcheese was so bad it looked like it had been there since the day he was born.

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Earcne

When your ears get pimples so bad it looks like someone put a bunch of hot dogs in your ear canal.

My ear is so pimpled I can't hear my mom yelling at me.

I woke up with a zit the size of a marble in my left ear.

My ear looks like a sausage factory exploded in there.

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Earcne

When your ears get so many zits they start to look like they’re trying to escape your head.

My right ear is trying to break free from my face.

I have so many zits in my ears I think I'm gonna get an ear tattoo.

My ear is so zitty it looks like it has a rash.

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Earcne

When your ears get pimples so bad they feel like they're on fire and covered in spaghetti.

My ear is burning and has a noodle stuck in it.

I tried to scratch my ear and it felt like I was scratching a pizza.

My ear is like a hot dog grill with no buns.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earbug

A tune that won't quit bugging you like a cockroach in your ear, and you'll die before you let it go.

My brain is screaming at me to shut up, but I can't stop thinking about this stupid song.

I've been stuck with this song since breakfast, and I'm not getting out of it till I'm dead.

This song is like a ghost in my head and it won't stop haunting me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Earbug

That one song you can't escape, and it’s like your brain is being tortured by a DJ with a grudge.

This song is stuck in my head, and I'm not even sure why it's still there.

I'm trying to think about my math test, but this song is louder than my teacher.

This song is like a prison in my brain, and I can't get out.

by Slangipedia 16d ago