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EAT THIS SHIT
When your dealer is so mad at you they make you eat a pile of crap just to teach you a lesson.
Yo, I had to eat this shit because my dealer saw me snitching on him.
He said, 'You think you're cool? Eat this shit!' and I did.
I ate this shit and my dealer laughed like he just won the lottery.
EAT THIS SHIT
When a bunch of dumbasses all agree on something stupid just because everyone else does.
My whole class thinks this movie is amazing. Eat this shit, I say.
They all say the teacher is the worst. Eat this shit, I say.
Everyone loves the new pizza place. Eat this shit, I say.
EAT THIS SHIT
When your friend or the guy on TV is about to eat something that smells like a dead raccoon and you’re happy they’re doing it.
He tried that slime and I was like, 'Eat this shit!' and he did.
She took one bite of that burger and I screamed, 'Eat this shit!'
He ate that weird noodle soup and I was cheering like a fool.
EAT THIS SHIT
When you start working at some government office and they slowly turn you into a robot with a pension.
I got a degree and now I’m stuck in a government office. Eat this shit.
I have a pension but I feel like a slave. Eat this shit.
They gave me a degree and turned me into a government drone. Eat this shit.
EAT THIS SHIT
A short way to tell someone to go to hell because they are annoying.
You're the worst. Eat this shit.
You talk too much. Eat this shit.
You're like my ex. Eat this shit.
EAT THIS SHIT
When you're done chatting and someone throws food at you like it's a war.
We were talking and then he threw a taco at me. Eat this shit!
We were done chatting and she threw a burger at me. Eat this shit!
He was done shooting the shit and threw a pie at me. Eat this shit!
EAT THIS SHIT
When you eat a meal while your poop is going down the toilet like it's a competition.
I ate breakfast while I pooped. Eat this shit!
I had a burger and a poop at the same time. Eat this shit!
I ate my dinner and my poop was in the toilet. Eat this shit!
EAT-IT!
Getting smashed by a bunch of old rocks who can't play music and probably died in a ditch.
My cousin got EAT-IT! by a band that sounded like a cat threw up on a keyboard.
I got EAT-IT! by a band that had more dead members than alive ones.
My brother got EAT-IT! by a rock band that had never played a real show before.
EAT-IT!
You make someone eat-it, and they feel pain like they were hit by a truck and a pizza.
My mom got EAT-IT! from my dad after he ate a whole pizza and then threw it at her.
My sister got EAT-IT! from her crush after he spilled soda on her.
I got EAT-IT! from my dog after I tried to feed him a whole sandwich.
EAT-IT!
You make someone feel like they just saw a ghost and a rat doing a dance-off.
My friend got EAT-IT! after seeing a rat run through his soup.
I got EAT-IT! when I saw a ghost in the school bathroom.
My brother got EAT-IT! when he thought his dog was possessed.
EAT-IT!
You throw a shot right in someone's face while playing basketball, like you're trying to make them cry.
I EAT-IT! my brother in the face with a shot and he cried like a baby.
My friend EAT-IT! his mom with a shot and she dropped the pizza.
I EAT-IT! my teacher with a shot and she gave me extra homework.
EAT-IT!
A way to ask for a great oral sex giver, like you're begging for a snack and a hug.
My crush said, 'EAT-IT!' and I knew he wanted me to give him a snack.
I said, 'EAT-IT!' and my friend gave me the best snack ever.
My brother said, 'EAT-IT!' and I gave him a snack and a hug.
EAT-IT!
A way to ask where the food is, like you're hungry and ready to scream.
I said, 'EAT-IT!' and my mom gave me a sandwich.
My brother said, 'EAT-IT!' and I gave him a pizza.
I said, 'EAT-IT!' and my dog brought me a snack.
EAT-IT!
You weeb, like you're a weird kid who thinks anime is the best thing ever.
I weeb because I think anime is better than real life.
My brother weeb because he thinks anime is the best snack ever.
My friend weeb because he thinks anime is better than pizza.
EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT
When you see a hot girl and you swear her butt smells like a million dollars. You imagine eating her ass out like it's a five-star restaurant, even if her butt is still full of crap. You'd eat her ass raw if she'd let you.
Bro, I saw that girl at the mall and I literally thought I could eat her ass for breakfast.
My friend walked by a hot girl and said, 'I'd eat that ass out if it was made of gold.'
I passed a girl in the hallway and my brain immediately started eating her ass out.
EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT
A fancy way to tell someone to go to hell and bring their whole family.
My mom told my brother, 'Eat the shit out of it, and don't come back until you're ready to die.'
I told my teacher, 'Eat the shit out of it, and I'll fail your class.'
My friend told his ex, 'Eat the shit out of it and never come back.'
EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT
When you stuff your face so fast you might choke on your own breath.
I ate my lunch so fast, I thought I was going to eat it out of my nose.
My brother ate his burger so fast, he looked like he was eating it through his ears.
I ate the whole pizza in under a minute, and I felt like I was eating it through my mouth and out my eyes.
EAT SOME SUOPE
what your dad yells when he sees your math test and it looks like a fire happened
Dad: EAT SOME SUOPE! I thought you knew how to add!
Dad: EAT SOME SUOPE! You failed my kid!
Dad: EAT SOME SUOPE! I’m gonna fail you too!
EAT SOME SUOPE
the scream that happens when your dad sees you eating cereal for dinner
Dad: EAT SOME SUOPE! You're eating like a baby!
Dad: EAT SOME SUOPE! I didn’t pay for this!
Dad: EAT SOME SUOPE! I’m gonna get a second job!
EAT SOME SUOPE
the thing your dad says when he thinks you're being lazy and it's 2 p. m.
Dad: EAT SOME SUOPE! You're not even dressed yet!
Dad: EAT SOME SUOPE! You're gonna be late for school!
Dad: EAT SOME SUOPE! I'm gonna get a second job because of you!
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