Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your dealer is so mad at you they make you eat a pile of crap just to teach you a lesson.

Yo, I had to eat this shit because my dealer saw me snitching on him.

He said, 'You think you're cool? Eat this shit!' and I did.

I ate this shit and my dealer laughed like he just won the lottery.

2

When a bunch of dumbasses all agree on something stupid just because everyone else does.

My whole class thinks this movie is amazing. Eat this shit, I say.

They all say the teacher is the worst. Eat this shit, I say.

Everyone loves the new pizza place. Eat this shit, I say.

3

When your friend or the guy on TV is about to eat something that smells like a dead raccoon and you’re happy they’re doing it.

He tried that slime and I was like, 'Eat this shit!' and he did.

She took one bite of that burger and I screamed, 'Eat this shit!'

He ate that weird noodle soup and I was cheering like a fool.

4

When you start working at some government office and they slowly turn you into a robot with a pension.

I got a degree and now I’m stuck in a government office. Eat this shit.

I have a pension but I feel like a slave. Eat this shit.

They gave me a degree and turned me into a government drone. Eat this shit.

5

A short way to tell someone to go to hell because they are annoying.

You're the worst. Eat this shit.

You talk too much. Eat this shit.

You're like my ex. Eat this shit.

6

When you're done chatting and someone throws food at you like it's a war.

We were talking and then he threw a taco at me. Eat this shit!

We were done chatting and she threw a burger at me. Eat this shit!

He was done shooting the shit and threw a pie at me. Eat this shit!

7

When you eat a meal while your poop is going down the toilet like it's a competition.

I ate breakfast while I pooped. Eat this shit!

I had a burger and a poop at the same time. Eat this shit!

I ate my dinner and my poop was in the toilet. Eat this shit!