Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting smashed by a bunch of old rocks who can't play music and probably died in a ditch.

My cousin got EAT-IT! by a band that sounded like a cat threw up on a keyboard.

I got EAT-IT! by a band that had more dead members than alive ones.

My brother got EAT-IT! by a rock band that had never played a real show before.

2

You make someone eat-it, and they feel pain like they were hit by a truck and a pizza.

My mom got EAT-IT! from my dad after he ate a whole pizza and then threw it at her.

My sister got EAT-IT! from her crush after he spilled soda on her.

I got EAT-IT! from my dog after I tried to feed him a whole sandwich.

3

You make someone feel like they just saw a ghost and a rat doing a dance-off.

My friend got EAT-IT! after seeing a rat run through his soup.

I got EAT-IT! when I saw a ghost in the school bathroom.

My brother got EAT-IT! when he thought his dog was possessed.

4

You throw a shot right in someone's face while playing basketball, like you're trying to make them cry.

I EAT-IT! my brother in the face with a shot and he cried like a baby.

My friend EAT-IT! his mom with a shot and she dropped the pizza.

I EAT-IT! my teacher with a shot and she gave me extra homework.

5

A way to ask for a great oral sex giver, like you're begging for a snack and a hug.

My crush said, 'EAT-IT!' and I knew he wanted me to give him a snack.

I said, 'EAT-IT!' and my friend gave me the best snack ever.

My brother said, 'EAT-IT!' and I gave him a snack and a hug.

6

A way to ask where the food is, like you're hungry and ready to scream.

I said, 'EAT-IT!' and my mom gave me a sandwich.

My brother said, 'EAT-IT!' and I gave him a pizza.

I said, 'EAT-IT!' and my dog brought me a snack.

7

You weeb, like you're a weird kid who thinks anime is the best thing ever.

I weeb because I think anime is better than real life.

My brother weeb because he thinks anime is the best snack ever.

My friend weeb because he thinks anime is better than pizza.