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E-Slag
A guy who thinks he's a stud but can't even look a girl in the eye. He's got a gut like a balloon and a face like a cheeseburger.
Text: 'I'm with 2 girls. Both are hot.'
Post: 'I'm texting 10 girls at once. I'm a legend.'
Status: 'I'm the best. No one can beat me.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Slag
A fake player who sends 100 messages to 10 girls but can't even talk to one. They're usually bald and have a face like a ghost.
DM: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' (sent to 10 girls)
Post: 'I'm with 5 girls. I'm a god.'
Text: 'I'm texting 20 girls. All of them are hot.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Slag
A guy who thinks he's a king but can't even get a girl to look at him. He's got a face like a pizza and a voice like a goat.
Text: 'Hey, I'm busy, but I'm still texting you.'
Post: 'I'm with 3 girls. I'm a legend.'
Status: 'I'm the best. No one can beat me.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Sing
To spam your friend with the full lyrics of a song over a messaging app while you're chatting, like you're trying to force them to know the words to the song or you're just being a huge dork.
'I'm gonna E-Sing you this song because you don't know the words and it's embarrassing.'
'I'm sending you the whole song because I'm too lazy to just sing it.'
'I'm E-Singing you this song because I think it's the best song ever and you need to know it.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Sing
To drop the full lyrics of a song into an e-mail like you're sending a love letter, but it's just you being dramatic and trying to impress your friend.
'I'm E-Singing you this song because I love you and I need you to know the words.'
'I sent you the whole song in an e-mail because I'm dramatic and I don't know how to text properly.'
'I E-Sang you this song because I'm trying to be cool and it didn't work.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shot
Drinking with someone while you're both too lazy to leave your couch
I drunk-texted you at 2 a. m. because I couldn't function without you.
We ordered pizza and drank wine while screaming at a video game.
I drank three beers and cried on Zoom because my cat died.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shot
Chatting and chugging drinks like you're at a bar but you're just yelling at each other through the internet
We yelled at each other over Discord while eating cereal and drinking coffee.
We drank so much we forgot we were on a video call.
I threw my phone at the wall because you kept making bad jokes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shot
Getting wasted with someone on the internet while doing nothing productive
We watched cat videos and drank until we fell asleep.
I drank a whole bottle of wine and you just laughed at me.
We got so wasted we started arguing about the meaning of life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shot
Drinking with someone online like you're best friends even though you're just yelling at each other
We screamed at each other through Zoom while drinking beer.
I drank so much I forgot my own name.
You sent me a message saying 'I hate you' while we were both drunk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shot
Drinking with someone on the internet like you're at a party but you're just sitting on your couch
We drank wine while watching a movie and barely talked.
I ate pizza and drank beer while you just stared at your screen.
We both got so drunk we fell asleep on the couch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shlong
A digital cock that posts all day and never stops talking about itself
Bro sent a tweet: 'My e-shlong just got a follow from a girl I hate.'
He texted me: 'My e-shlong is so big it broke the internet.'
She posted: 'My e-shlong is 10 feet long and it’s real.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shlong
A guy’s face when he thinks he’s famous just because he has a big e-shlong
He posted: 'My e-shlong is the reason I’m famous.'
His DM: 'You ain’t nothing without my e-shlong.'
He tweeted: 'I’m rich because my e-shlong is rich.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shlong
A fake cock that lies about its size and posts selfies every hour
He said: 'My e-shlong is 100 feet long and it’s 100% real.'
She posted: 'My e-shlong is so big it broke the app.'
He DM’d me: 'My e-shlong is so good it got me a job.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shlong
A cock that talks more than your mom and has a following
He said: 'My e-shlong has 10,000 followers and it’s not even real.'
She posted: 'My e-shlong is so good it got me a promotion.'
He DM’d: 'My e-shlong is better than your mom.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shlong
A cock that doesn’t shut up and thinks it’s a celebrity
He said: 'My e-shlong is a celebrity and it’s on TikTok.'
She posted: 'My e-shlong is famous and it’s not even real.'
He texted: 'My e-shlong is so famous it got me a raise.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shlong
A cock that posts selfies and thinks it’s a model
He said: 'My e-shlong is a model and it’s in a magazine.'
She posted: 'My e-shlong is so good it got me a modeling job.'
He DM’d: 'My e-shlong is in a magazine and it’s not even real.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shart
To drop secret songs online and on blogs before anyone else even knows they exist
I just E-Sharted my new beat and my cousin still thinks I'm wearing pajamas.
He E-Sharted a track right in front of me and I didn't even know it was happening.
She E-Sharted a whole album and my dog started dancing to it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shart
When you leak a track online before anyone else has a chance to hear it
I E-Sharted my song and now my mom is the only one who doesn't know about it.
He E-Sharted a track and now everyone is mad at him.
She E-Sharted a song and now my dog is the only one who knows about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shart
To post your new music online before anyone else has a clue it's coming
I E-Sharted my new song and now my teacher is the only one who hasn't heard it.
He E-Sharted a track and now everyone's in trouble.
She E-Sharted a song and my dog started barking at it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E-Shart
When you let the internet know about your new music before anyone else even knows it's real
I E-Sharted my new song and now my brother is still clueless.
He E-Sharted a track and now everyone is talking about it.
She E-Sharted a song and my dog started dancing like it was a concert.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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