Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A digital cock that posts all day and never stops talking about itself

Bro sent a tweet: 'My e-shlong just got a follow from a girl I hate.'

He texted me: 'My e-shlong is so big it broke the internet.'

She posted: 'My e-shlong is 10 feet long and it’s real.'

2

A guy’s face when he thinks he’s famous just because he has a big e-shlong

He posted: 'My e-shlong is the reason I’m famous.'

His DM: 'You ain’t nothing without my e-shlong.'

He tweeted: 'I’m rich because my e-shlong is rich.'

3

A fake cock that lies about its size and posts selfies every hour

He said: 'My e-shlong is 100 feet long and it’s 100% real.'

She posted: 'My e-shlong is so big it broke the app.'

He DM’d me: 'My e-shlong is so good it got me a job.'

4

A cock that talks more than your mom and has a following

He said: 'My e-shlong has 10,000 followers and it’s not even real.'

She posted: 'My e-shlong is so good it got me a promotion.'

He DM’d: 'My e-shlong is better than your mom.'

5

A cock that doesn’t shut up and thinks it’s a celebrity

He said: 'My e-shlong is a celebrity and it’s on TikTok.'

She posted: 'My e-shlong is famous and it’s not even real.'

He texted: 'My e-shlong is so famous it got me a raise.'

6

A cock that posts selfies and thinks it’s a model

He said: 'My e-shlong is a model and it’s in a magazine.'

She posted: 'My e-shlong is so good it got me a modeling job.'

He DM’d: 'My e-shlong is in a magazine and it’s not even real.'