Discover Slang

When your flaccid meat decides to leave your boxers and your pants just make it look like a disaster.

The humiliation of your cock slipping out of your boxers and your pants making it even more awkward like a bad date.

When your meat slides out of your boxers and your pants just decide to laugh at you like a bad friend.

A lazy way to say what's up, but with more attitude and less effort

The worst way to greet someone, like you're too lazy to even type properly

A rude way to say hello, like you're too dumb to use full words

A half-assed greeting that shows you're too lazy to type properly

A dumb way to say hello, like you’re too dumb to spell it right

A rude and lazy way to say what's up, like you're too dumb to use full words

The most cursed part of William Dafoe, like he was born with a curse in his crotch.

A bussy so big, it could be a whole other person.

The reason William Dafoe got picked on in school, and still gets picked on now.

A fancier way to yell ‘f*ck’ when you’re too cool to say it normally

A word you use when you’re so mad you think you’re going to die

A word you use when you’re too lazy to say ‘f*ck’ but still want to swear

A word you use when you’re too cool to say ‘f*ck’ but still want to be heard

A word you use when you’re too tired to swear but still want to sound angry

A tiny country that's stuck in the middle of nowhere, and also a way to describe when you're too lazy to do anything but sit on your couch and eat pizza.

A place so tiny it might as well be a footnote on a map, or a way to describe when you're too tired to move and just want to die on the couch.

A little-known land that’s barely on the map, or a state of being where you're so comfortable you don’t even want to leave your room.