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Daeius
Daeius is the kind of guy who laughs at your dumb jokes and still beats you at video games like you're a toddler.
Daeius: 'I'm gonna beat you at Mario Kart again, loser.' Me: 'You're just lucky I'm drunk.'
He laughed so hard at my failed attempt to draw Naruto that he snorted soda out of his nose.
He spent 3 hours playing Among Us with me while I cried about being ejected.
Daeius
Daeius is chill, but he’s also the guy who will trash talk you until you’re too tired to fight back.
He said I was 'a sad excuse for a ninja' after I lost to him in a battle royale.
He called my anime playlist 'a disgrace to the anime gods' and then beat me at a game for 2 hours straight.
He made me cry by saying my ramen was 'worse than my math homework'.
Daeius
Daeius is like your best friend who also knows all the spoilers and will ruin your fun by telling you everything ahead of time.
He told me the ending of my favorite anime before I even started watching it.
He spoiled the final battle of my favorite show and then laughed when I got mad.
He told me the secret of the dragon before I even reached the cave.
Daeinkord
A stupid furry who has a rat or a guy who looks like he's been sniffing glue for years as his avatar. Has a tiny dick and thinks cheese is the best thing ever. Probably eats it out of a bucket.
Daeinkord: 'I can't believe I'm still eating cheese for breakfast. It's the only thing that makes me feel alive.'
Daeinkord DMs: 'You're a rat. You're a rat. You're a rat.'
Daeinkord in a group chat: 'Cheese is life. Cheese is love. Cheese is why I still exist.'
Daeinkord
A guy who writes the longest text ever just to show off. He's like a babbling idiot who talks about waffles like they're the most important thing in the world. And he also talks about pig Latin like it's a superpower.
Daeinkord: 'Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!'
Daeinkord in a tweet: 'I just spoke Pig Latin to my mom. She didn't understand a word. I think she called me a babbling idiot.'
Daeinkord to his friend: 'I wrote 10,000 words about waffles. I think I broke the internet.'
Daeinkord
A total failure. The kind of person who can't even get out of bed without crying. He probably eats cereal for dinner and still cries about it.
Daeinkord in a tweet: 'I tried to get out of bed today. It was a disaster. I cried.'
Daeinkord to his mom: 'I ate cereal for dinner and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me.'
Daeinkord in a group chat: 'I'm a total failure. I think I'm going to cry again.'
Daeinkord
A guy who writes nonsense that doesn't make any sense. It's like he's trying to impress people with a bunch of random words. It's annoying and pointless.
Daeinkord in a tweet: 'Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. I don't even know what that means.'
Daeinkord to his friend: 'I wrote all that nonsense just to show off. It was pointless.'
Daeinkord in a group chat: 'I don't know what that means. I just wrote it because I felt like it.'
Daeina
A stinking slug who drinks like a fish out of water and will tell you all their life stories if you let them get close. They’re like a bad smell that follows you home.
Daeina showed up at my door at 2 AM with a bottle of cheap wine and a story about their ex’s dog.
I tried to leave the bar, but Daeina followed me out and yelled about their cousin’s bankruptcy.
Daeina texted me at 3 AM: 'Remember that time I told you about my ex’s dog? He’s dead now.'
Daeina
A slug so gross they make your lunch look fancy. They’ll drink you under the table and then tell you their life story like it’s a movie.
Daeina showed up at my work and asked for a raise because they ‘had a vision’ from their third beer.
At the party, Daeina drank all the punch and cried about their ‘lost love’.
Daeina texted me during my exam: 'I saw your face in my soup. You’re my destiny.'
Daeina
A slug with a mouth full of bad decisions and a heart full of bad wine. They’ll tell you their life story if you let them near you.
Daeina showed up at my house with a bottle of wine and a story about their ex’s dog’s dog.
Daeina texted me at midnight: 'I think I’m in love with your dog.'
At the restaurant, Daeina drank the whole bottle of wine and started crying about their ‘lost love’ again.
Daeina
A slug so gross they think they’re a rockstar. They’ll drink you into oblivion and then tell you their life story like it’s a Broadway show.
Daeina showed up at my job and told my boss I was ‘their destined love’ after drinking half the office coffee.
Daeina texted me during my lunch break: 'I think I’m in love with your dog’s dog.'
At the bar, Daeina drank all the shots and cried about their ‘lost love’ again.
Daeina
A slug that smells like a garbage can and drinks like a fish out of water. If you’re within 10 miles of them, they’ll haunt your dreams with their life story.
Daeina showed up at my house with a bottle of wine and a story about their ex’s dog’s ex.
Daeina texted me at 2 AM: 'I think I’m in love with your dog’s dog’s ex.'
At the party, Daeina drank all the punch and told me their life story for the 10th time.
Daeina
A slug that smells like a wet sock and drinks like a fish out of water. They’ll tell you their life story if you let them get close. It’s like a horror movie.
Daeina showed up at my house with a bottle of wine and a story about their ex’s dog’s dog’s ex.
Daeina texted me at 3 AM: 'I think I’m in love with your dog’s dog’s dog.’
At the bar, Daeina drank all the shots and started crying about their ‘lost love’ again.
Daeilynna
Daeilynna is a friend who puts up with your dumbass problems and still smiles like she’s not been through hell. She’s smart, weird, and worth more than your dumbass ever will be.
Daeilynna: 'I don't care that you cried in the bathroom. I'm still here.'
Daeilynna: 'You failed math? I failed life. I'm fine.'
Daeilynna: 'You're weird? I'm legendary.'
Daeilynna
Daeilynna is like a saint who puts up with your nonsense and still has the energy to laugh at your dumbass jokes.
Daeilynna: 'You're telling me you cried because of a text? I cried because of a math test.'
Daeilynna: 'I'm not weird. I'm just better than you.'
Daeilynna: 'I don't need a friend. I need a lifeline.'
Daeilynna
Daeilynna is the only person who can tolerate your dumbass and still manages to be the best friend you'll ever have. She's got a brain, a heart, and a personality that’s way too good for you.
Daeilynna: 'You're dumb. I'm amazing. That's why I'm still here.'
Daeilynna: 'I don't need your problems. I need your life.'
Daeilynna: 'You're my friend. You're also a mess.'
Daeilynna
Daeilynna is a friend who doesn't let your dumbass problems get in the way of her sanity. She’s smart, kind, and always makes your life better, whether you like it or not.
Daeilynna: 'You're crying over a math test. I'm crying over your life choices.'
Daeilynna: 'I'm not weird. I'm just more normal than you.'
Daeilynna: 'You're my friend. You're also my stress.'
Daeilynna
Daeilynna is the kind of friend who will listen to your dumbass problems and still have the energy to laugh at your dumbass jokes. She’s smart, weird, and worth every second of your dumbass time.
Daeilynna: 'You cried in the bathroom. I cried because you're dumb.'
Daeilynna: 'You're weird. I'm legendary.'
Daeilynna: 'You're my friend. You're also my biggest mistake.'
Daeilynna
Daeilynna is the kind of person who can put up with your dumbass nonsense and still manage to be the best friend you’ve ever had. She’s smart, kind, and worth every dumbass moment.
Daeilynna: 'You're dumb. I'm amazing. That's why I'm still here.'
Daeilynna: 'I don't need your problems. I need your life.'
Daeilynna: 'You're my friend. You're also my dumbest mistake.'
Daehyup
The guy who thinks he’s god but actually just a human who took too many energy drinks and got famous on TikTok
DHP is the only reason I passed math. He’s like a god with a calculator.
My dog follows him around like he’s the king of the universe. The dog is right.
He’s the only person who can make me cry at 3 a. m. with a single DM.
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