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Dadbradorian
a man who drinks coffee at 6 a. m. and still thinks he’s a morning person
Dad: 'I drink coffee because I’m a coffee connoisseur.'
Dad: 'You’re not a morning person. You’re a night owl.'
Dad: 'I wake up at 6 a. m. because I’m not lazy.'
Dadbrador
A dad who eats all the food his kids leave behind like a greedy, smelly dog who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop.'
Dad: 'I didn't eat the whole pizza. I just had a little nibble.'
Mom: 'He ate the last slice of cake and then licked the plate.'
Brother: 'Dad finished my sandwich and then my snack.'
Dadbrador
A dad who thinks leftovers are a gift from God and eats them like they're going out of style.
Dad: 'I didn't eat your chicken nuggets. I just took a bite.'
Sister: 'He ate my entire lunch and then asked for seconds.'
Mom: 'He's eating like it's the end of the world.'
Dadbrador
A dad who's so hungry he'll eat your dinner, your snack, and then your dessert like it's a full-time job.
Dad: 'I just had a little taste of your pizza.'
Brother: 'He ate my snack and then my dessert.'
Mom: 'He's eating like he's been starving for a month.'
Dadbrador
A dad who doesn't know the word 'enough' and eats everything in sight like it's his last meal.
Dad: 'I didn't eat all your food. I just took a little bit.'
Sister: 'He ate my sandwich and then my snack.'
Mom: 'He's eating like there's no tomorrow.'
Dadbrador
A dad who thinks leftovers are a treasure and will eat them like they're the best thing ever.
Dad: 'I just took a bite of your food.'
Brother: 'He ate my entire lunch and then my snack.'
Mom: 'He's eating like he's been hungry for weeks.'
Dadbodding
Dadbodding is when you chug cheap beer, smoke like a chimney, and eat so much pizza you look like a soggy meatloaf
I just dadbodded my way through the weekend. I feel like a drunk meatball.
My dad is dadbodding so hard he’s got a second chin.
That guy at the bar is dadbodding like it’s his job.
Dadbodding
Dadbodding is when your wife rolls her eyes at your gut and your beard grows so thick it looks like a raccoon moved in
My wife says I’m dadbodding like a 1990s dad.
He dadbodded so much his beard is now a beard of doom.
That man dadbodded so hard he got a belly and a beard.
Dadberone
A dadberone is a dad who acts like he's still young enough to be a teenager. He laughs at his own jokes and eats Toblerone like it's going out of style. He’s the guy who thinks he’s still cool.
My dadberone just sent me a meme from 2012 and called me 'kid'.
He eats Toblerone like it's his last meal.
He tried to explain TikTok to me and got confused by a dance.
Dadberone
A dadberone is a man who thinks he’s still in his prime. He’s the kind of dad who still wears his old high school shirt and claims it’s 'fashion'. He loves Toblerone like it’s his soulmate.
My dadberone wears his 1990s football shirt to every family event.
He calls Toblerone his 'chocolate companion' and talks to it.
He said he’s still in shape because he can still run 100 meters.
Dadberone
A dadberone is a dad who acts like he’s got it all figured out. He loves Toblerone more than his kids and thinks he’s the best dad ever. He’s full of himself and loud about it.
He told me he’s the best dad ever because he can eat a whole Toblerone in one sitting.
He yells at the TV and thinks he’s winning at life.
He said he’s not fat, he’s just 'firm.'
Dadberone
A dadberone is a dad who thinks he’s still hip. He eats Toblerone like it’s a status symbol. He laughs at his own jokes and doesn’t care if you think he’s ridiculous.
He bought Toblerone just to show me he’s still cool.
He told me he’s a ‘chocoholic’ and that I should be too.
He laughed at his own joke so hard he snorted chocolate.
Dadberone
A dadberone is a dad who still thinks he’s the best. He eats Toblerone like it’s the best thing ever. He’s loud, he’s proud, and he doesn’t care what anyone thinks.
He eats Toblerone in front of me and says it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He told me he’s the best dad because he can eat a whole bar in one go.
He said he’s still cool because he can do a TikTok dance.
Dadberone
A dadberone is a dad who thinks he’s still the man. He eats Toblerone like it’s his favorite food. He’s loud, he’s proud, and he doesn’t care if you laugh at him.
He eats Toblerone like it’s his job.
He told me he’s the best dad ever and that I should believe him.
He laughed at his own joke and said I should be proud of him too.
Dadbattle
The song you play when you're too lazy to fight but still want to look cool.
I dropped Dadbattle because I was too tired to move my fingers.
My friend played Dadbattle and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
I used Dadbattle to distract my mom while I stole the last cookie.
Dadbattle
The song that makes you feel like a dad even if you're not one.
I played Dadbattle and my dog started barking like it was in a battle too.
My brother said Dadbattle was the best song ever and I said he was a dad in disguise.
I used Dadbattle to impress my crush and it worked, kind of.
Dadbattle
The song that slaps so hard it makes your brain hurt.
Dadbattle hit me like a brick and I couldn't think straight for hours.
I played Dadbattle and my neighbor asked if I was mad at him.
My mom said Dadbattle was so loud it scared the cat and I said it was worth it.
Dadbas
A dadbas is when you’re so average, you could be a generic pizza topping and no one would care.
Dadbas? More like dadbore. You're the guy who got stuck in the middle of the movie and nobody noticed.
I swear if I hear 'dadbore' one more time, I'm gonna scream into a pillow.
You're not even cool enough to be a dadbas. You're like a dadbas who didn't finish high school.
Dadbas
A dadbas is a guy who thinks he’s the main character, but he’s just the guy who shows up late to the party.
You're a dadbas. You showed up 10 minutes late and still thought you were the star.
Dadbas? More like dadbad. You're the reason the game was a draw.
You're the dadbas who forgot to bring the snacks and still took the credit.
Dadbas
A dadbas is a man who has no skills, no style, and no idea why people are talking about him.
Dadbas? More like dadbore. You don’t even know why you’re here.
You're a dadbas who thinks he’s a rockstar, but he just tripped over his own feet.
You're the dadbas who tried to rap and it sounded like a dog chewing a phone cord.
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