Dadberone
A dadberone is a dad who thinks he’s still the man. He eats Toblerone like it’s his favorite food. He’s loud, he’s proud, and he doesn’t care if you laugh at him.
He eats Toblerone like it’s his job.
He told me he’s the best dad ever and that I should believe him.
He laughed at his own joke and said I should be proud of him too.