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a man who thinks he's cool but acts like a confused old man who just got kicked out of a bar

Dad: 'I was the original influencer, kid. You’re just a copycat.'

Dad: 'I can beat any of you at chess. I’ve got a whole set in my basement.'

Dad: 'I’ve been married three times. I’m not divorced, I’m just on a break.'

a man who talks to his plants like they’re his exes and still wears a hat in the house

Dad: 'You’re my favorite. I’ve named you Karen.'

Dad: 'The hat is for style. You can’t be a man without style.'

Dad: 'I told my plants about your problems. They’re giving you advice.'

a man who yells at the TV like it’s his enemy and still thinks he’s a rockstar

Dad: 'That’s not how the song goes! I know the lyrics!'

Dad: 'I could’ve been a rockstar if I didn’t have to work.'

Dad: 'The TV just said something rude. I’m gonna get it back.'

a man who wears socks with sandals and still thinks he’s the most handsome man alive

Dad: 'Socks with sandals is the ultimate look. You know it.'

Dad: 'I was voted most handsome in my high school. You’re just jealous.'

Dad: 'I wear socks with sandals because I’m a trendsetter.'

a man who drinks coffee at 6 a. m. and still thinks he’s a morning person

Dad: 'I drink coffee because I’m a coffee connoisseur.'

Dad: 'You’re not a morning person. You’re a night owl.'

Dad: 'I wake up at 6 a. m. because I’m not lazy.'