Dadberone
A dadberone is a man who thinks he’s still in his prime. He’s the kind of dad who still wears his old high school shirt and claims it’s 'fashion'. He loves Toblerone like it’s his soulmate.
My dadberone wears his 1990s football shirt to every family event.
He calls Toblerone his 'chocolate companion' and talks to it.
He said he’s still in shape because he can still run 100 meters.