Dadbrador

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A dad who eats all the food his kids leave behind like a greedy, smelly dog who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop.'

Dad: 'I didn't eat the whole pizza. I just had a little nibble.'

Mom: 'He ate the last slice of cake and then licked the plate.'

Brother: 'Dad finished my sandwich and then my snack.'

A dad who thinks leftovers are a gift from God and eats them like they're going out of style.

Dad: 'I didn't eat your chicken nuggets. I just took a bite.'

Sister: 'He ate my entire lunch and then asked for seconds.'

Mom: 'He's eating like it's the end of the world.'

A dad who's so hungry he'll eat your dinner, your snack, and then your dessert like it's a full-time job.

Dad: 'I just had a little taste of your pizza.'

Brother: 'He ate my snack and then my dessert.'

Mom: 'He's eating like he's been starving for a month.'

A dad who doesn't know the word 'enough' and eats everything in sight like it's his last meal.

Dad: 'I didn't eat all your food. I just took a little bit.'

Sister: 'He ate my sandwich and then my snack.'

Mom: 'He's eating like there's no tomorrow.'

A dad who thinks leftovers are a treasure and will eat them like they're the best thing ever.

Dad: 'I just took a bite of your food.'

Brother: 'He ate my entire lunch and then my snack.'

Mom: 'He's eating like he's been hungry for weeks.'