Dadbas

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A dadbas is when you’re so average, you could be a generic pizza topping and no one would care.
Dadbas? More like dadbore. You're the guy who got stuck in the middle of the movie and nobody noticed.
I swear if I hear 'dadbore' one more time, I'm gonna scream into a pillow.
You're not even cool enough to be a dadbas. You're like a dadbas who didn't finish high school.
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A dadbas is a guy who thinks he’s the main character, but he’s just the guy who shows up late to the party.
You're a dadbas. You showed up 10 minutes late and still thought you were the star.
Dadbas? More like dadbad. You're the reason the game was a draw.
You're the dadbas who forgot to bring the snacks and still took the credit.
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A dadbas is a man who has no skills, no style, and no idea why people are talking about him.
Dadbas? More like dadbore. You don’t even know why you’re here.
You're a dadbas who thinks he’s a rockstar, but he just tripped over his own feet.
You're the dadbas who tried to rap and it sounded like a dog chewing a phone cord.
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A dadbas is when you’re so basic, you could be a basic cup of coffee and no one would argue.
You're a dadbas. You're the kind of guy who buys the same shirt every year and still thinks it's new.
Dadbas? You're not even a real dadbas. You're like a dadbas who forgot how to breathe.
You're so dadbas, you could be a dadbas in a dadbas movie.
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A dadbas is a guy who has no life, but still thinks he’s the center of the universe.
You're a dadbas. You have no friends, no job, and still think you're the best.
Dadbas? You're the guy who still uses a flip phone and thinks it's cool.
You're the dadbas who tried to text me and it took 10 minutes just to type 'hi'.
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A dadbas is a man who thinks he's tough, but he's just the guy who got hit by a bicycle.
You're a dadbas. You got hit by a bicycle and still think you're a warrior.
Dadbas? You're the guy who got hit by a bicycle and still didn’t learn anything.
You're the dadbas who thinks getting hit by a bicycle is a badge of honor.
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