Dadbas
A dadbas is a guy who has no life, but still thinks he’s the center of the universe.
You're a dadbas. You have no friends, no job, and still think you're the best.
Dadbas? You're the guy who still uses a flip phone and thinks it's cool.
You're the dadbas who tried to text me and it took 10 minutes just to type 'hi'.