Dadberone
A dadberone is a dad who still thinks he’s the best. He eats Toblerone like it’s the best thing ever. He’s loud, he’s proud, and he doesn’t care what anyone thinks.
He eats Toblerone in front of me and says it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He told me he’s the best dad because he can eat a whole bar in one go.
He said he’s still cool because he can do a TikTok dance.