Dadberone
A dadberone is a dad who acts like he’s got it all figured out. He loves Toblerone more than his kids and thinks he’s the best dad ever. He’s full of himself and loud about it.
He told me he’s the best dad ever because he can eat a whole Toblerone in one sitting.
He yells at the TV and thinks he’s winning at life.
He said he’s not fat, he’s just 'firm.'