Daeina
A slug so gross they make your lunch look fancy. They’ll drink you under the table and then tell you their life story like it’s a movie.
Daeina showed up at my work and asked for a raise because they ‘had a vision’ from their third beer.
At the party, Daeina drank all the punch and cried about their ‘lost love’.
Daeina texted me during my exam: 'I saw your face in my soup. You’re my destiny.'