Daeina

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A stinking slug who drinks like a fish out of water and will tell you all their life stories if you let them get close. They’re like a bad smell that follows you home.

Daeina showed up at my door at 2 AM with a bottle of cheap wine and a story about their ex’s dog.

I tried to leave the bar, but Daeina followed me out and yelled about their cousin’s bankruptcy.

Daeina texted me at 3 AM: 'Remember that time I told you about my ex’s dog? He’s dead now.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A slug so gross they make your lunch look fancy. They’ll drink you under the table and then tell you their life story like it’s a movie.

Daeina showed up at my work and asked for a raise because they ‘had a vision’ from their third beer.

At the party, Daeina drank all the punch and cried about their ‘lost love’.

Daeina texted me during my exam: 'I saw your face in my soup. You’re my destiny.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A slug with a mouth full of bad decisions and a heart full of bad wine. They’ll tell you their life story if you let them near you.

Daeina showed up at my house with a bottle of wine and a story about their ex’s dog’s dog.

Daeina texted me at midnight: 'I think I’m in love with your dog.'

At the restaurant, Daeina drank the whole bottle of wine and started crying about their ‘lost love’ again.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A slug so gross they think they’re a rockstar. They’ll drink you into oblivion and then tell you their life story like it’s a Broadway show.

Daeina showed up at my job and told my boss I was ‘their destined love’ after drinking half the office coffee.

Daeina texted me during my lunch break: 'I think I’m in love with your dog’s dog.'

At the bar, Daeina drank all the shots and cried about their ‘lost love’ again.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A slug that smells like a garbage can and drinks like a fish out of water. If you’re within 10 miles of them, they’ll haunt your dreams with their life story.

Daeina showed up at my house with a bottle of wine and a story about their ex’s dog’s ex.

Daeina texted me at 2 AM: 'I think I’m in love with your dog’s dog’s ex.'

At the party, Daeina drank all the punch and told me their life story for the 10th time.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A slug that smells like a wet sock and drinks like a fish out of water. They’ll tell you their life story if you let them get close. It’s like a horror movie.

Daeina showed up at my house with a bottle of wine and a story about their ex’s dog’s dog’s ex.

Daeina texted me at 3 AM: 'I think I’m in love with your dog’s dog’s dog.’

At the bar, Daeina drank all the shots and started crying about their ‘lost love’ again.

by Slangipedia 14d ago