Daeina
A slug that smells like a garbage can and drinks like a fish out of water. If you’re within 10 miles of them, they’ll haunt your dreams with their life story.
Daeina showed up at my house with a bottle of wine and a story about their ex’s dog’s ex.
Daeina texted me at 2 AM: 'I think I’m in love with your dog’s dog’s ex.'
At the party, Daeina drank all the punch and told me their life story for the 10th time.