Daeina
A slug that smells like a wet sock and drinks like a fish out of water. They’ll tell you their life story if you let them get close. It’s like a horror movie.
Daeina showed up at my house with a bottle of wine and a story about their ex’s dog’s dog’s ex.
Daeina texted me at 3 AM: 'I think I’m in love with your dog’s dog’s dog.’
At the bar, Daeina drank all the shots and started crying about their ‘lost love’ again.