Daeina
A slug so gross they think they’re a rockstar. They’ll drink you into oblivion and then tell you their life story like it’s a Broadway show.
Daeina showed up at my job and told my boss I was ‘their destined love’ after drinking half the office coffee.
Daeina texted me during my lunch break: 'I think I’m in love with your dog’s dog.'
At the bar, Daeina drank all the shots and cried about their ‘lost love’ again.