Daeius

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Daeius is the kind of guy who laughs at your dumb jokes and still beats you at video games like you're a toddler.

Daeius: 'I'm gonna beat you at Mario Kart again, loser.' Me: 'You're just lucky I'm drunk.'

He laughed so hard at my failed attempt to draw Naruto that he snorted soda out of his nose.

He spent 3 hours playing Among Us with me while I cried about being ejected.

Daeius is chill, but he’s also the guy who will trash talk you until you’re too tired to fight back.

He said I was 'a sad excuse for a ninja' after I lost to him in a battle royale.

He called my anime playlist 'a disgrace to the anime gods' and then beat me at a game for 2 hours straight.

He made me cry by saying my ramen was 'worse than my math homework'.

Daeius is like your best friend who also knows all the spoilers and will ruin your fun by telling you everything ahead of time.

He told me the ending of my favorite anime before I even started watching it.

He spoiled the final battle of my favorite show and then laughed when I got mad.

He told me the secret of the dragon before I even reached the cave.