EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

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When you see a hot girl and you swear her butt smells like a million dollars. You imagine eating her ass out like it's a five-star restaurant, even if her butt is still full of crap. You'd eat her ass raw if she'd let you.
Bro, I saw that girl at the mall and I literally thought I could eat her ass for breakfast.
My friend walked by a hot girl and said, 'I'd eat that ass out if it was made of gold.'
I passed a girl in the hallway and my brain immediately started eating her ass out.
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A fancy way to tell someone to go to hell and bring their whole family.
My mom told my brother, 'Eat the shit out of it, and don't come back until you're ready to die.'
I told my teacher, 'Eat the shit out of it, and I'll fail your class.'
My friend told his ex, 'Eat the shit out of it and never come back.'
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When you stuff your face so fast you might choke on your own breath.
I ate my lunch so fast, I thought I was going to eat it out of my nose.
My brother ate his burger so fast, he looked like he was eating it through his ears.
I ate the whole pizza in under a minute, and I felt like I was eating it through my mouth and out my eyes.
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