Eardickcheese
The sticky, smelly, sometimes glittery mess that comes out of your ears when you're too lazy to wipe it.
My dog's eardickcheese was so bad it made me want to throw up.
I found eardickcheese in my brother's ear and it looked like it had been there since the 90s.
My teacher said my eardickcheese was so bad it was going to fail the whole class.