Eardickcheese
The stuff that comes out of your ears when you're too cheap to buy earwax remover and you're too proud to ask your mom.
My little brother's eardickcheese was so bad it looked like it had been sitting there since the dinosaurs.
I told my friend he had eardickcheese so bad it was making the whole room smell like a gym.
My dad's eardickcheese was so bad it looked like it had been there since the day he was born.